OK, now.....worst movie(s) ever made

You people are all listing "Popular movies I didn't like." That is not the title of the thread. It is worst movies ever! I don't care if you don't like Napoleon Dynamite, it is most certainly NOT the worst movie ever made. None of the movies named here come even close. These are movies that actually made money in the box office. That should immediately disqualify them. Try some of those lowest ranked on imdb. Manos: The Hands of Fate is highly touted as THE worst movie ever made. Unfortunately, I have yet to get my hands on a copy, but from the description, the reviews, and the facts about the movie, I will probably agree with the assessments I have read.

Here are some movies which are worse than pretty much every movie mentioned on this thread:

Lake Placid - so unintentionally funny I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. It was hilarious.

Hell Comes to Frogtown - starring Rowdy Roddy Piper. Low budget 80s movie about post-nuclear apocalypse. Sam Hell (Roddy Piper) is one of few fertile males left in existence. He needs to rescue the fertile females (also rare), enslaved by the mutant frogs who have taken over the earth, and impregnate them. One scene in particular is great, where they show a character falling off a cliff. The mat he lands on is CLEARLY in the shot and you see the edges rise up as he lands on it. Everything about this movie is just so bad it's great. My favorite line is, "Yeah, I agreed to f*** for freedom" - Sam Hell.

Anyone naming Titanic or Napoleon Dynamite doesn't know the meaning of "bad movie."

To the Petercopter wrote:

Jaws IV was so, so terrible. Jaws I was damn good though.

you're f***ing right...i pee'd my pants when i saw the original

Collateral Damage with Arnold having the best line ever: "Why don't you clone yourself, so you can f*** yourself!" terrible

save the last dance

serendipity

both so painful

Not including movies that are supposed to be awful, such as "Attack of the Killer Tomatos"

1. Slugger's Wife

2. The Horse Whisperer(The last time I'll let my wife pick)

3. Passenger 57

4. Anything with Stephen Segal

5. Anything with Pauly Shore

The Company. Wtf.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...hands down.

Black Ninja. Look it up.

Clem's Son wrote:

Not including movies that are supposed to be awful, such as "Attack of the Killer Tomatos"

4. Anything with Stephen Segal

Out for Justice, Executive Decision and the one where he's a cook on an aircraft carrier are all quality flicks.

Watch that guy run in one of his movies and you'll know why he ran a 4:15 mile in high school.

A vote for "Con Air."

Spiderman: bad acting, bad villain, repetitive lines, bad stunts, the one redeaming quality is the wrestler "Bonesaw" b/c that's just an awesome name.

The second one sucks too, just not as much.

Just about anything with Ben Afleck (and not Matt Damon) is a close second.

Chicago blew.

I walked out of Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

Are We There Yet? was absolutely terrible.

To round out the last two, I would say you could pick any two chick-flicks, and pretty much have a safe bet on absolute worst

The "cook" movie is "Under Seige" and it's not half bad. You want Segal greatness? Try "Above the Law," one of the worst movies of all time. It's hilarious.

Great scene---

Gangster, after him and 6 of his buddies put down their guns and are under gunpoint by Segal- "Hey man, you can't kill all of us!"

(Segal, a cop, shoots him in the chest)

Segal- "No, but I'll get an A for effort!"

That quote has led to many nights at a bar where one friend turns to the other and says, "You can't drink (insert gigantic amount of alcohol) tonight." "No, but I'll get an A for effort!"

jfk . . . with kevin costner. i walked out.

Worst movie of all time was "A Day without a Mexican"

Interesting premise...but it just went all downhill after the title.

Another horrible movie was that one re-make of the three musketeers...i forgot what it was called...but equally horrible movie. These are the only two movies I have ever walked out of.

Steven Seagal is terribly, but Jean-Claude Van Damme makes him look like a genius.

Worst films I've seen in the theatre, rather than passively on TV, are probably "Monster-in-Law" and "The Blair Witch Project."

I agree "Chicago" was terrible. As far as "Best Picture" Oscarwinners go, it's a tossup as to which was worse, that or "Gladiator"

"Napoleon Dynamite" was one of the worst movies that I have seen.

Anything with Space Monsters in it.

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