Canadians are so dumb to be ruled by an overseas Queen.

Um, how would he know it was the Queen if he didn't understand English?

She can make a Canadien fly to England, but she can't make him win the Stanley Cup.

If you think the Queen has any real power.

Wake up Canada! wrote:

The Queen of England could call some guy in Quebec today, and after scrambling to find someone in his town who spoke English to translate, he'd have to buy a box of pop tarts and get on a plane to London because his queen ordered it done. Morons.

Lol the queen has no real power over Canada at all. just like the British, Canada is a democracy where the prime minister is in charge whereas the queen is just a ceremonial leader

We are doing just fine up here thank you. No Canadian living today made the choice for the Queen’s symbolic role, but an electoral college plurality of morons to the south choice a mobster for their President. I’ll take the queen any day to your pedohile gangster.

It’s true, every morning, the first thing I do when I wake up in my Igloo is check to see if there are any messages from the Queen. Like all Canadians, my first priority is to obey my Queen’s commands, whatever they may be. If there are no messages I usually go seal hunting or ride my polar bear to the hockey ring to play a few games with firends against the local RCMP who play in their red serge. Then it’s off to moose hunt or just drink beer with the fellas.

Are you saying if the Queen called you and asked you to buy her a box of pop tarts, and fly to England to hand deliver them to her, you would say no...

What is wrong with you?

That is a bar-story trump card, “oh that’s a cool story Jeff, but have I told you about the time I met the queen of England?”

American here, have dealt with Canadiens fairly often.

They are the most part sad little cucks.

We should have annexed their arses long ago and made men out of them.

is this related to the Chinese cfo thing?

No, their Queen is esconced in Ottawa, and his hair is FABULOUS.

hacksaw wrote:

American here, have dealt with Canadiens fairly often.

They are the most part sad little cucks.

We should have annexed their arses long ago and made men out of them.

You should learn how to spell Canadians.

Hey, Bad Wiggins wrote:

hacksaw wrote:

American here, have dealt with Canadiens fairly often.

They are the most part sad little cucks.

We should have annexed their arses long ago and made men out of them.

You should learn how to spell Canadians.

You should learn how to spell Canadiens

Bad Wigins wrote:

She can make a Canadien fly to England, but she can't make him win the Stanley Cup.

Another.

The queen can kiss my arse.

hacksaw wrote:

American here, have dealt with Canadiens fairly often.

They are the most part sad little cucks.

We should have annexed their arses long ago and made men out of them.

Are you an arse annexer?

Hardloper wrote:

Hey, Bad Wiggins wrote:

You should learn how to spell Canadians.

You should learn how to spell Canadiens

I doubt he works in the hockey industry. Neither does hacksaw.

Hey, Bad Wiggins wrote:

hacksaw wrote:

American here, have dealt with Canadiens fairly often.

They are the most part sad little cucks.

We should have annexed their arses long ago and made men out of them.

You should learn how to spell Canadians.

If the rest of your post was in french you'd have a case, but it's not so canadiens is just a hockey team

They're ruled by the Governor General

Wake up Canada! wrote:

The Queen of England could call some guy in Quebec today, and after scrambling to find someone in his town who spoke English to translate, he'd have to buy a box of pop tarts and get on a plane to London because his queen ordered it done. Morons.

He wouldn't need a translator, the Queen speaks French.