Who did Parker Stinson select as his new coach?

Maybe he is following in Ryan Hall's footsteps and God is his new coach?

I think that if you look through recent Parker threads, there will be Tinman's comment on one of those that Parker will be coached by Dathan Ritzenhein.

Roots Running.

Dathan Ritzenhein.

Why? Because he likes to let the losers who live on this board chase their own tails.

Ram Charger wrote:

Dathan Ritzenhein.

Why? Because he likes to let the losers who live on this board chase their own tails.

But I'm just a hobby jogger who is clueless to understanding the fact that Parker went out too fast and blew his wad long before the halfway point...so who am I to talk?

Although I spend the majority of my free time on Letsrun when outside of developing my career as an employee at Boulder Running Company selling shoes and gear to locals, the rest of you are losers for spending the majority of your time on letsrun when you are not working your careers that are unrelated to the running world.

Locals only. Please do not visit Boulder.

Ram Charger wrote:

Although I spend the majority of my free time on Letsrun when outside of developing my career as an employee at Boulder Running Company selling shoes and gear to locals, the rest of you are losers for spending the majority of your time on letsrun when you are not working your careers that are unrelated to the running world.

Locals only. Please do not visit Boulder.

Yes, I spend the MAJORITY of my free time on Letsrun...therefore I am a LOSER. Sorry, I realized the irony in my post a little to late, so I'm coming clean now since I have 2 minutes to spare from "selling running shoes" as a career.

Ram Charger wrote:

Although I spend the majority of my free time on Letsrun when outside of developing my career as an employee at Boulder Running Company selling shoes and gear to locals, the rest of you are losers for spending the majority of your time on letsrun when you are not working your careers that are unrelated to the running world.

Locals only. Please do not visit Boulder.

That's your career? Sad.

Grad Student;) wrote:

Ram Charger wrote:

Although I spend the majority of my free time on Letsrun when outside of developing my career as an employee at Boulder Running Company selling shoes and gear to locals, the rest of you are losers for spending the majority of your time on letsrun when you are not working your careers that are unrelated to the running world.

Locals only. Please do not visit Boulder.

That's your career? Sad.

Whoosh!

Ram Charger wrote:

Dathan Ritzenhein.

Why? Because he likes to let the losers who live on this board chase their own tails.

Hey, selling shoes is all I got in me. I won't be rich, but I'll be comfortable selling shoes for the rest of my life. Wait, does that make me a loser?

1-Ritz crackers, good runner, but WTF does he know about coaching ..?

2-Why do all of these athletes need a coach; just do it yourself ... are these guys helpless

In Recovery wrote:

1-Ritz crackers, good runner, but WTF does he know about coaching ..?

2-Why do all of these athletes need a coach; just do it yourself ... are these guys helpless

Ritzenhein has had a long career, and he has to have picked up a lot of wisdom along the way.

All of you posters living on Letsrun outside of your investment banking jobs are racing to your graves climbing the corporate ladder. There is beauty and honor in selling shoes to reduce stress in my time outside of workouts. I am able to fully immerse myself in running 24/7, and then for a few minutes at night I check Letsrun. It is imperative that you all note that my time on letsrun is minimal compared to you people climbing the corporate ladder. I find real beauty in running, selling shoes and spending time immersed in running related activities and ventures every day.

I am not worried about trying to get girls who are attracted to money, because I meet girls at the running store every day. How could my life get any better? I also get discounts on my shoes.

Ram Charger wrote:

All of you posters living on Letsrun outside of your investment banking jobs are racing to your graves climbing the corporate ladder. There is beauty and honor in selling shoes to reduce stress in my time outside of workouts. I am able to fully immerse myself in running 24/7, and then for a few minutes at night I check Letsrun. It is imperative that you all note that my time on letsrun is minimal compared to you people climbing the corporate ladder. I find real beauty in running, selling shoes and spending time immersed in running related activities and ventures every day.

I am not worried about trying to get girls who are attracted to money, because I meet girls at the running store every day. How could my life get any better? I also get discounts on my shoes.

I coach. I get 40% off shoes, for real. I would not want to sell running shoes as a living. You have low standards and probably boring nights. That's your choice.

Honor in selling shoes??? That's whacked. You've got to be a liberal, no doubt about it. Living a fairy tale life that in reality is anything but.

Very few are racing to climb the corporate ladder. You're just mad because you couldn't get to the first rung. Carry on.

Ram Charger wrote:

All of you posters living on Letsrun outside of your investment banking jobs are racing to your graves climbing the corporate ladder. There is beauty and honor in selling shoes to reduce stress in my time outside of workouts. I am able to fully immerse myself in running 24/7, and then for a few minutes at night I check Letsrun. It is imperative that you all note that my time on letsrun is minimal compared to you people climbing the corporate ladder. I find real beauty in running, selling shoes and spending time immersed in running related activities and ventures every day.

I am not worried about trying to get girls who are attracted to money, because I meet girls at the running store every day. How could my life get any better? I also get discounts on my shoes.

3/10

I chuckled.

Theoniongoat wrote:

Maybe he is following in Ryan Hall's footsteps and God is his new coach?

Doesn't God coach everyone?

we are stardust wrote:

Theoniongoat wrote:

Maybe he is following in Ryan Hall's footsteps and God is his new coach?

Doesn't God coach everyone?

Not me, unless I'm God of course.