Shutitnow wrote:
So simple that even a moron like you (note how to spell it by the way a hole) should be able to get it. We are awesome and everyone else just sucks. And I'm sick an tired of hearing about the latest Assfolder. He wouldn't make our JV team.
Shutitnow, just shut it now, you morAn. Anyone with even half a brain would know that on LetsRun, it's spelled morAn, not morOn. I pity your level of hatred towards the elite Affolder boys - Noah and Sam - who, by the by, have undeniable - I repeat, undeniable - résumés, including:
Noah, now at Syracuse:
9th in the NCAA Outdoor Championships, 3000 steeplechase
1st & 2nd, consecutive Millrose Games HS Mile races
4x HS state champ
2x Foot Locker XC finalist (15th, then 6th place)
1st, for USA, in the Bupa Great Edinburgh XC Int'l Challenge Jr Boys' race (International Champion, too)
Anchor of the #1 all-time indoor HS Distance Medley Relay team (National Champion, too)
Sam:
4:09 indoor mile
Member of the #2 all-time indoor HS 4x800m relay team (National Champion, too)
Member of the #1 all-time indoor HS 4xmile relay team (National Champion, too)
Member of the #1 all-time indoor HS Distance Medley Relay team (National Champion, too)
Anchor of the #5 all-time indoor HS Distance Medley Relay team
4x Virginia state champ
2nd finisher on Loudoun Valley's National Champion NXN XC team, 2017
Foot Locker XC finalist, 2016
Whether CBA (a top team) shines, or LV, or other teams, isn't the issue here. It's your peabrain and the sadness that we feel in realizing that mercy killing wasn't practiced within the Shutitnow family.
So, Sam Affolder wouldn't even make CBA's JV team? CBA must have one incredible JV team. So good that not one kid has run better than Sam's 14:59.60 5k time during an XC race. Hat's off to these superboys. In fact, only Tim McInerney, an excellent runner, has a faster time than Sam this year, by .60 secs.
Let's look at CBA boys' XC times this season and compare them to LV's times this season. In each case, these are from the state top-500 rankings in New Jersey (for CBA) and Virginia (for LV). YOU decide if Sam would stand a chance at making CBA's JV team!!!! To quote from Kramer on Seinfeld: "Oh, mama!"
Christian Brothers Academy boys runners’ 5,000m XC times in 2018,
1st column: rankings among the State of New Jersey top-500 boys:
2 14:59.00 TIM MCINERNEY
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4 15:12.00 SHAW POWELL
26 15:43.00 TRISTAN AMELL
53 15:58.00 NOLAN KUS
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62 16:02.00 MIKE MORRIS
64 16:04.00 TIM CAHILL
92 16:12.00 LUKE REID
110 16:15.00 BEN SANTOS
126 16:19.00 DAVID HAM
132 16:20.00 SEAN ELLIOTT
146 16:24.00 ANTHONY CRIVELLO
146 16:24.00 TANNER CROCHET
150 16:25.00 CHRIS DESOUSA
218 16:36.00 ALEX SCHUELLER
241 16:39.71 JUSTIN DURNEY
316 16:49.00 MICHAEL DORA
320 16:50.00 JAKE JAKUB
339 16:52.00 DONNY MILLS
378 16:56.00 DANIEL DEMASI
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419 17:00.00 JOHN GEARON
494 17:08.00 JOE SORRENTINO
Loudoun Valley boys runners’ 5,000m XC times in 2018,
1st column: rankings among the State of Virginia top-500 boys:
1 14:59.60 SAM AFFOLDER
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2 15:08.10 CARLOS SHULTZ
5 15:15.10 JACOB HUNTER
6 15:22.30 KELLEN HASLE
7 15:24.90 CONNOR WELLS
12 15:37.40 TAYLOR NEY
13 15:38.80 MATEO BARRETO
28 15:51.80 JACOB WINDLE
34 15:56.90 KEVIN CARLSON
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80 16:15.90 ALEC VENABLE
97 16:20.20 ELLIOT PETERSEN
141 16:32.60 CHRISTIAN ARELLANO
146 16:33.70 JEREMIAH MUSSMON
239 16:50.10 NOAH PETERSON
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316 17:00.10 SAM O'BRIEN
328 17:01.40 JOSH WALKER
384 17:11.10 COLIN DONOHUE
429 17:17.60 LUKE AFFOLDER
430 17:18.00 BENJAMIN MOSEMAN
In conclusion, Shutitnow, there is one word which supremely fits you like a glove:
M - O - R - A - N !