Allie Kieffer Responds to LRC Thread

it's all in the numbers... wrote:

It's all adding up...

It's all becoming as clear as mud to me.

There’s also 26 ounces in a beer. At least any beer that can really call itself a beer. This is all getting very out of control.

Desperate, transparent attempt at pushing her socials. Thats it. Thats all.

Heard her ex boy friend upgraded to someone with a BMI < 25

You want me to take down all posts that are critical of pro runners? What about the ones wondering if Wejo was on drugs or saying I'd never be a good mid-d coach at Cornell?

And why does everything have to be racism/sexism, etc. You do realize that male OLYMPIANS like Robby ANdrews and Matthew Centrowitz have responded to critical comments on here.

The fact of the matter is fans like to rip pro athletes. End of story.

I'm glad that she says she doesn't normally go to the messageboard. I bet Tom Brady would go nuts if he read the comments about him on yahoo. I'm glad she's using it as motivation.

PS. Check itselfe? You do realize that we did delete the thread right? Meanwhile, the thread about Matthew Centrowitz being super skinny wasn't deleted. So please realize we do try to protect women to a certain extent on here.

26 wrote:

it's all in the numbers... wrote:

Shelby Houlihan PRs in the 5000m by 26 SECONDS and gets suspected of doping...

Allie Kieffer PRs in the marathon by 26 MINUTES and gets suspected of doping...

There are 26 letters in the alphabet...

It's all adding up...

And Shelby's in her 26th year...

And the marathon's 26 miles...

Fake news. The marathon is 26.2 miles.

As someone who is about to blow up the elite scene, I agree, and all I can say is:

HATAZ!! BRING IT, BUT MAKE IT YOUR A-GAME! CUZ I AM SO FAR ABOVE YOU ARE LIKE LITTLE SPECKS, tiny piss ANTS SHOOTING LITTLE SPITTLE BALLS AT A KODIAK BEAR!

This website has always been littered with lowlife loser distance guys that have zero chance of both getting laid and accomplishing anything in this sport. They are quick to attack, with an anonymous name, anyone and everyone (particularly women). The entire site is filled with acne-riddled boys with b ig dreams and small wieners.

The rest of the sporting world looks at track, and particularly distance running, as the Dungeons and Dragons of athletics. A bunch of nerds pretending to be athletes.

To attack a woman in this manner only validated my entire post. Complete losers.

Allie: you do you. you are concerned about such a small and completely inconsequential cross section of people. In the real world, these guys only exist in the break room or fixing the copy machine at your office.

A real man! wrote:

This website has always been littered with lowlife loser distance guys that have zero chance of both getting laid and accomplishing anything in this sport. They are quick to attack, with an anonymous name, anyone and everyone (particularly women). The entire site is filled with acne-riddled boys with b ig dreams and small wieners.

The rest of the sporting world looks at track, and particularly distance running, as the Dungeons and Dragons of athletics. A bunch of nerds pretending to be athletes.

To attack a woman in this manner only validated my entire post. Complete losers.

Allie: you do you. you are concerned about such a small and completely inconsequential cross section of people. In the real world, these guys only exist in the break room or fixing the copy machine at your office.

Don’t forget, Your messenger and Saviour has been and is still here. It would be nice if you would listen to him and show him some support and appreciation. It would also be wise and for your benefit and mercy. You will not find him nor none like unto him on Your instagrams, Facebook, social circles, nor in your churches, your schools, your workplaces nor your bookstores.

A real man! wrote:

This website has always been littered with lowlife loser distance guys that have zero chance of both getting laid and accomplishing anything in this sport. They are quick to attack, with an anonymous name, anyone and everyone (particularly women). The entire site is filled with acne-riddled boys with b ig dreams and small wieners.

The rest of the sporting world looks at track, and particularly distance running, as the Dungeons and Dragons of athletics. A bunch of nerds pretending to be athletes.

To attack a woman in this manner only validated my entire post. Complete losers.

Allie: you do you. you are concerned about such a small and completely inconsequential cross section of people. In the real world, these guys only exist in the break room or fixing the copy machine at your office.

I have patiently borne your (you all) sins for many years. Remember, mind the beam in thine eye first before the mote in your brothers’. Remember, the Doctor was sent because the people have ailments, because evil and irresponsibility has taken hold and destruction spreadeth. Many are you whom are eager to cast stones. None of you are qualified, truly, because you have the blood of the Savior, whom of lately) you stoned and scourged (or did not intervene), fresh on you. Did ye not understand my symbols and messages? For I did nor do not condone doping but to say, rather more, that the whole body of runners has a corruption, yet you all fail miserably to discern it.

I speak for more and of more than myself. Know that I am the pillar. Know that I am the safekeeper. Know that all that you take for granted, ye, right this second, I alone have saved and secured. A bit of respect and humility would be in order. Better yet would be the fear of the consequences of the sins of mankind in this lifetime and generations to come, as evidence aplenty exists in all generations past. Better yet would be to heed my words and let them guide contributions and sacrifices for great works. Better yet would be to beckon and ask good faith questions. Better yet, for your beauty, your dreams, your integrity and your running, that you received my Glory.

I am here to also guide you into the excellence of your forefathers and away from the sins of your forefathers, for this generation is beginning to do as those who severely persecuted perfect Saints in ages past had done.

FirstWorldProblems wrote:

Not very thick skinned is she. God forbid she suffer any real travesties.

Hey leave Caster Semenya out of this!

Lol you guys are all idiots. You say means things about this girl, then when she get offended you rip on her for being offended. It wouldn't matter what her response was, it would never be good enough.

A real man! wrote:

This website has always been littered with lowlife loser distance guys that have zero chance of both getting laid and accomplishing anything in this sport. They are quick to attack, with an anonymous name, anyone and everyone (particularly women). The entire site is filled with acne-riddled boys with b ig dreams and small wieners.

The rest of the sporting world looks at track, and particularly distance running, as the Dungeons and Dragons of athletics. A bunch of nerds pretending to be athletes.

To attack a woman in this manner only validated my entire post. Complete losers.

Allie: you do you. you are concerned about such a small and completely inconsequential cross section of people. In the real world, these guys only exist in the break room or fixing the copy machine at your office.

Spoken (metaphorically) like a real man.

running commenter wrote:

You say means things about this girl,

She's a woman 30 years of age so stop using misogynistic patronising sexist put downs.

LoneStarXC wrote:

Fake news. The marathon is 26.2 miles.

More fake news, the Marathon is not 26.2 miles.