Confirmed: Wilson Kipsang dropped out due to a stomach ailment.

Boston and Chicago are the only two Majors that he has not won.

It would end Rupp's chance.

He's done.

Rumor has it the half leaf of lettuce Kipsang consumed the day before didn't agree with him.

He needs to switch to Usain Bolt diet. McNuggett's only for every marathon or personal chef. Imodium?

Nope wrote:

It would end Rupp's chance.

Unless Kipsang drops out again. Unfortunately not too unlikely these days.

What drug test(s) was announced that scared Kipsang off?

Don't worry, things will be corrected and he'll be allowed to indulge in his usual supplements and win whatever race he next chooses to run, while any competition outside of those 'regions' that are allowed to dope - meaning anyone from the West or Japan etc. - will be subjected to the usual year round testing, tests after every competition and so on.

Nope wrote:

It would end Rupp's chance.

LOL

No False Positives wrote:

What drug test(s) was announced that scared Kipsang off?

Don't worry, things will be corrected and he'll be allowed to indulge in his usual supplements and win whatever race he next chooses to run, while any competition outside of those 'regions' that are allowed to dope - meaning anyone from the West or Japan etc. - will be subjected to the usual year round testing, tests after every competition and so on.

Yeah, someone should have told him he doesn't have to worry about the testers.

Where were his people?

Man on the Street wrote:

Rumor has it the half leaf of lettuce Kipsang consumed the day before didn't agree with him.

LOL. Hilarious.

Can't he just douche his butthole like porn stars do before a scene in order to minimize gastrointestinal distress?

If I was pro level I'd definitely be douching my butthole before big races.

Serious Q wrote:

Can't he just douche his butthole like porn stars do before a scene in order to minimize gastrointestinal distress?

If I was pro level I'd definitely be douching my butthole before big races.

Is that a thing? I’ve heard of bleaching it, but douching too?

During the race there they showed a couple seconds of him walking, and he definitely had that "gotta clench up or i'm going to sh1t myself" walk going on.

The ugali got ugaly.

The level of butthole fixation here is astounding. Quality.

Oh Please wrote:

During the race there they showed a couple seconds of him walking, and he definitely had that "gotta clench up or i'm going to sh1t myself" walk going on.

I saw that. He looked quite pressed and uncomfortable. Also, look at how strained his face was the moment he stopped and signed "enough, I'm done!" Like I said, bad sushi.

Was he in the lead when he dropped out?