Tomorrow I plan on spending my day off getting blackout drunk with my dog and watching Christmas movies. This is what I have on tap:
A Christmas Story
Bad Santa
Trading Places
Die Hard
In Bruges
Trading Places
The Thin Man
What am I missing?
Tomorrow I plan on spending my day off getting blackout drunk with my dog and watching Christmas movies. This is what I have on tap:
A Christmas Story
Bad Santa
Trading Places
Die Hard
In Bruges
Trading Places
The Thin Man
What am I missing?
Karl Hungus wrote:
Tomorrow I plan on spending my day off getting blackout drunk with my dog and watching Christmas movies. This is what I have on tap:
A Christmas Story
Bad Santa
Trading Places
Die Hard
In Bruges
Trading Places
The Thin Man
What am I missing?
Nice call on In Bruges. I would have never thought to include it as a Christmas Movie, but I will now!
Gremlins
Elf
Home Alone
Getting your dog drunk sounds like a really bad idea...
Um, Karl, how could you forget one of the all-time greats...
Jingle All the Way
Umm, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation? Hello?
It’s a Wonderful Life
Home Alone 2 > Home Alone
Also Love Actually. Don't you tell me it's a bad movie.
Karl Hungus wrote:
Tomorrow I plan on spending my day off getting blackout drunk with my dog and watching Christmas movies. This is what I have on tap:
A Christmas Story
Bad Santa
Trading Places
Die Hard
In Bruges
Trading Places
The Thin Man
What am I missing?
Trading Places is great but you don't need to watch it twice tomorrow. As others have said add Elf and National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.
On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
txRUNNERgirl wrote:
Also Love Actually. Don't you tell me it's a bad movie.
If you think about Love Actually, The Walking Dead is a metaphor for the angst that he feels because Kiera Knightly left him for the guy from 12 Inches a Slave.
My dog is a light drinker so she'll pass out halfway through the first movie.
I didn't like Elf because Will Ferrell is as funny as a colonoscopy.
Home Alone
Scrooged with Bill Murray
Just Friends (starring Ryan Reynolds).
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Black Christmas
Jack Frost
Krampus
Santa Claws
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Santa's Slay
I liked Krampus way more than I should have
Karl, you need to skip these sappy sentimental seasonally appropriate movies and get to the business of turning over a new leaf for the upcoming new year.
Time to get back on the right and straight team.
Movies to make you a man again:
Any film with John Wayne: True Grit, The Searchers, etc.
Any Clint Eastwood Film with the exception of Any Which Way but Loose.
A grown man with a Orangutan is subliminally suspect, Michael Jackson and Bubbles his pet chimpanzee comes to mind.
Any film with Raquel Welch, Sophia Lauren, or Claudia Cardinale will do.
This of course is a first step, electro-shock therapy may be needed to erase divergent tendencies to be replaced with proper thoughts of the opposite sex.
MUSGA
Harry Potter
There are about a million and one “A Christmas Carol” films, but my personal favorite is the 1984 made for TV version starring George C. Scott.
“When Harry Met Sally”
“The Bells of St Mary’s”
Not a feature length film, but the ultimate classic is “A Charlie Brown Christmas” with one of the best soundtracks of all time.