NO JOKE!! Neighbor just installed a 20ft "Selfie Bauble" on his front lawn. What do I do now??

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One of my neighbors installed a solar motion led light on the SIDE of his house, with the lens directly facing my house.

Whenever it goes on, usually at 3 to 4am and stays on, it lights up the entire inside of my house, yes through the shades.

It wakes me up and is extremely disturbing to my sleep. WTF am I supposed to do about this?

I asked him to adjust the beam so it shines in his yard, not mine, and he agreed but that was months ago, and now I think

he has no intention of doing anything about it at all. This is extremely rude, annoying, and I would love to have some solution.

Mr simpleton..... wrote:

A mirror?

I thought of that, but his light is on the upper side of his garage wall with no windows, so the reflection wouldn't do anything there, and the rest of that side of his house is the living and dining rooms. Their bedrooms are on the other side of their house. So a mirror wouldn't do anything, also it would have to be huge to block all the light that comes over.

Find a stranger to dress up in a very offensive costume and take a selfie there and publicize it, creating a huge scandal that will force them to take it down. That's how it's done nowadays.

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Cartarn wrote:

I don't understand the problem. Do they lights keep you on at night? What's the issue?

Probably, YES.

One of my neighbors installed a solar motion led light on the SIDE of his house, with the lens directly facing my house.

Whenever it goes on, usually at 3 to 4am and stays on, it lights up the entire inside of my house, yes through the shades.

It wakes me up and is extremely disturbing to my sleep. WTF am I supposed to do about this?

I asked him to adjust the beam so it shines in his yard, not mine, and he agreed but that was months ago, and now I think

he has no intention of doing anything about it at all. This is extremely rude, annoying, and I would love to have some solution.

Hello go ask him again! Stop being passive about it. I would be at my neighbor's door every day until he adjusted it if that was shining in my house at 3am.

Reflective tape: https://www.lowes.com/pd/GILA-36-in-W-x-180-in-L-Silver-Mirror-Privacy-Control-Adhesive-Window-Film/1103235

Craig with a list wrote:

Post an add on craigslist M4M, meet at this friday at 11pm for a massive gang bang. Call the po-po when the action starts

Craigslist is an underutilized tool.

What would Jesus do?

Klo98 wrote:

Hello go ask him again! Stop being passive about it. I would be at my neighbor's door every day until he adjusted it if that was shining in my house at 3am.

Thanks. He's been avoiding me but I'll seek him out and do that.

If it is similar to the Chicago Cloud Gate...I'm cool with that

Get really drunk on clear liquor, strip down to your tighty whities, get a little manger and place it inside the bauble, get in the manger, and pass out. Like Kevin Bacon's character did in the movie Diner.

asdfadf wrote:

Yes, but why stop at 30ft? I say go 50! Tear this man to pieces.

Ooh-boy, this is like a big pre-flop poker-raising pot now!

What if he sees your 50, and raises to 80?

Isn't this the reason for the season?

Mind your own business and stay in YOUR yard!