Sexy things that Runners do in public

I was running in my short shorts car slows down, driver shouts "you're hot!"

I'm a guy and so was the driver

Clearly you don't appreciate running because you're not obsessed with legs. The legs are our engine, like any sports car. I have a lot of horsepower but very low fuel economy.

Someone registered my name at the same time someone registered Cicirunner's name too

I have nothing to hide, except my face 😏

You know, it's a pretty powerful feeling being able to control someone's heart rate just by doing sexy, subtle things that runners do like warmups and recovery periods. I especially like the high knee drill where I perform high kneel drills for 100 meter repeats in an exaggerated, slow manner. My form is even more pronounced when I do it climbing up a hill. People and people in cars know that is a running drill because it is basically archaic and always seen in running ads.

Yesterday I was running and made eye contact with another young runner girl. She rolled her eyes at me and blushed because I was wearing Split shorts. It made my day and probably made hers too because everyone else at the park was wearing black 5 to 7 inch split shorts.

Pantser wrote:

Dufus wrote:

Over 30 years old , runners are pretty much the only slim and trim and energetic people in the U.S. anymore, well besides tweakers. Who thinks fat people and tweakers are sexy?

Uhm, ever heard of yoga?

OMG, how could i forget yoga?

namealsoinhiding wrote:

ummmmm m or f? LOL

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Wearing my Buffalo Bills OJ Simpson jersey always gets them....

When women runners were nothing but the spandex briefs and a sports bra.

You better become a cyclist if you want sexier legs.

Even better, a triathlete, and you'll get a sexier upper body too.

I love running towards a chick wearing a sports bra and you can see those puppies sweating and jiggling during the vertical oscillation phase of her stride.

😳

Do runner chicks know we're staring, right?

Dufus wrote:

Over 30 years old , runners are pretty much the only slim and trim and energetic people in the U.S. anymore, well besides tweakers. Who thinks fat people and tweakers are sexy?

This comment restored my faith in Letsrun.

I do these calf presses every day for achilles maintenance in which I stand on a step or curb, let both heels hang below the curb, then press up as fast as I can, 25 times. So, I'm doing them post-run one day holding onto and facing a really wide concrete pillar for support. A cyclist friend comes riding toward me from the other direction (so I'm mostly hidden behind the pillar) and yells, "You look like you're humping that post!!"

He had a point.

I know the OP is trolling us, but come on. Male distance runners do not really have nice muscular legs. They are thin and girlish.

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It sounds like you don't appreciate your body even though you run the miles.

I do. And I believe it's that naieve confidence that makes me get checked out more than you!

😠

Hingle McBlackberry wrote:

Dufus wrote:

Over 30 years old , runners are pretty much the only slim and trim and energetic people in the U.S. anymore, well besides tweakers. Who thinks fat people and tweakers are sexy?

This comment restored my faith in Letsrun.

Maybe it's time for me to start running regularly again.

no such thing...

Win Cash wrote:

I know the OP is trolling us, but come on. Male distance runners do not really have nice muscular legs. They are thin and girlish.

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-a8a7283193ea37b9a0a97e286d0f711c-c

Isn't that Dawyne Chambers on the right? He is so pumped full of steroids it looks like he is about to leap out of the screen and beat the crap out of me for staring at his legs!

Today I wore half tights just like how Nick Symmonds wears his while doing errands.

I was in a public setting and I can tell you this:

I felt so fine and smooth in my half tights and people were definitely noticing.

Also my bmi is 24.3

Name in Hiding wrote:

Today I wore half tights just like how Nick Symmonds wears his while doing errands.

I was in a public setting and I can tell you this:

I felt so fine and smooth in my half tights and people were definitely noticing.

Also my bmi is 24.3

The reason your legs look like women's isn't because you shave them, it's because you are an overly feminine male.

Your upper body probably closely resembles a flat chested female also.

Breathlessness during a gossipy jog, a little panting on a hot day, the groan upon seeing a monster hill, an occasional moan during the final rep, and most definitely the orgasmic exaltation of finishing a race.

I can't be a feminine male because I have bravado and wear flannel and show off my forearms. However, when you shave legs, you're removing all pretenses of gender since body hair = is that a guy or a girl when someone looks down. Then they look at the face.

My legs are chunky and muscular and toned. I don't see how they can't be similar to a girls legs because girls legs are naturally fat and chunky.