What is the TRASHIEST thing you do?

I'm an overweight lady

thetruefactmaniac wrote:

1. Have tattoos

2. Drink soda

3. Watch the NFL

4. Send your kids to public school

5. Have more than 1 dog

6. Watch MMA or UFC

7. Go camping

8. Wear Under Armour hooded sweatshirts

9. Eat fast food

For starters, I have two dogs, but you barely notice them with our estate and the size of our lot. Further, I have been known to drink a coke when I am the DD and sometimes in a moment of weakness pound a Dr. Pepper that stares at me when I am buying groceries (on vacation of course. Only Whole Foods other than that)

If you drink soda, watch football, go to school and have pets you're trashy? Those are just normal day to day activities, you can find at least 7 of these in any middle class family living in the suburbs. And what does an Under Armour hoodie have to do with anything?

2/10.

Eat your mother's toenails after she clips them on the subway.

It doesn't hurt richer kids to attend schools with the hoi polloi.

You're clearly uncultured trash if you can't conceptualize why soda is scum

I don't pick up my dog's poop on walks if no one is looking

Masturbated while at work ( I was at dunkin donuts).

Sometimes at night I'll be too lazy to go to the bathroom, so I'll piss in a gatorade bottle and throw it away in the morning.

Masturbate in a porta john.

Your Moms

My wife is pregnant with our 3rd kid. I'm not a big drinker, but let's say I have 1-2 beers at home 4 nights a week. Lately with the stress of supporting her, and the coming changes I've been going through them faster. So... if I crack a beer on the early say (say before 5pm) or have a 3rd I've been throwing the beer cans in the outside recycle bin instead of leaving the evidence inside.

Your Mom :)

Smoke weed and order grill cheese sandwiches at a mom and pop chinese food restaurant. Also, I drove there and back

Watch Jerry Springer. This is my favorite episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Fb1xmpp4M&spfreload=10&bpctr=1484865895

Subscribed to FloTrack - lost my house, got a divorce, and haven't seen kids in years.

I use Axe Body Spray and drive a Pontiac.

Oh I've drank entire cups of my own pee. I slept at an all girls dorm on the bed of a girl. My friend often came on her panties and put them back the drawer 'cause he liked to imagine her wearing them when he saw her. She was away for the night and I slept on her bed and came. About a week later I got a phone call from my friend saying she noticed the stain on her sheet and was pissed. Honest mistake, honest! However once I was out running on the trail and almost ran into/ had to jump around a middle aged lady with her pants taking a crap or a pee (I think it was a crap) in the middle of the trail. That really shocked the h-ll out of me and I still think about it sometimes. And I've run on the trails for over 15 years and am pretty much alone out there. So it definitely had an effect, left a lasting impression.

I'll shop at the Dollar Tree occasionally.

Have done:

- Jerked off in a church bathroom. (I was alone in the church if that makes it any better.)

Do:

- Watch some pretty embarrassing porn on a regular basis

- Don't brush my teeth before going to bed

its the truth 4 real wrote:

I don't use toilet paper.... just my hand.

Wow, now thats disgusting! What do you do after you go to the bathroom? Dont invite me over to your house!