Trump vs Hillary - Who Wins in a Footrace?

Without the Secret Service he would have fallen," says Paul Liebler, a CBS producer

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More disinformation against Carter from the usual places

Trump has foot issues that kept him out of the military so I'm assuming he can't run. Neither can run further than 400 meters.

Man, they both look bad. But Trump, dude likely need bypass surgery, unless he already secretly had it. So I vote for Trump -- to drop from a coronary prior to the finish.

Considering Hillary can't seem to stay on her own two feet and needs help climbing stairs, Trump destroys her.

Jerry Maguire wrote:

Considering Hillary can't seem to stay on her own two feet and needs help climbing stairs, Trump destroys her.

If Adolf Hitler joined them in a foot race, I wonder how well he would do

Trump would probably win any footrace against Hillary but it would be pretty funny to watch.

Like the midgets vs camel race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFCNVvvmxNw

jicid wrote:

Draft Dodger Numero Uno wrote:

PPPPPPS, war heroes like McCain whom he's disparaged.

PPPPPPPS, you get the idea.

The only idea gotten is that you have no idea what you are talking about. This is the simplest statement of yours to point out so I'll use it. Trump did not disparage McCain. You obviously don't know what disparage means. Furthermore, McCain STARTED the fight with insults directed at Trump. Trump was just returning fire. It was fair. You can't penalize a guy for returning fire.

Your own argument contradicts itself. Trump didn't disparage him but when he did it was well-deserved?

I'm a republican, so I do not support either Trump or Clinton. They both seem very physically unfit, but, when I look at their faces, Trump just seems more unhealthy. Even with the massive amount of makeup he wears to try to cover how terrible he looks, he looks bad. He also appear more overweight, much more visceral/abdominal fat going on, and he's a little older (but looks a lot older than her). I wouldn't recommend either break into a sprint without some training first, but, I would go with Trump over very short distances, like a 50-100m (if he doesn't have a heart attack), but, over anything longer, especially going over a mile into a 5k, I think Clinton would outlast him. It would be a painful horrible spectacle to watch, just like this election. I doubt either would be able to make it much further than a 5k.

If it were a contest to see who could eat a bucket of chicken first, Trump wins hands down.

Why is this thread up but any mention of Hitlery Rodman Clinton wearing an earpiece and trying to cover it up is taken down?

Discus.

foreigner_123 wrote:

Jerry Maguire wrote:

Considering Hillary can't seem to stay on her own two feet and needs help climbing stairs, Trump destroys her.

If Adolf Hitler joined them in a foot race, I wonder how well he would do

Hitlers corpse would still beat Hillary

Draft Dodger Numero Uno wrote:

Hillary wins at any distance because as soon as Trump fears he's in trouble, he DNFs and whips out that bone spur excuse that got him 5 draft deferments.

As Trump would say, at least he didn't get captured. And don't forget, he also got a purple heart for those bone spurs.

Too bad Bernie isn't running, it wouldn't even be close.

Trump because he's lie about it:

"I know more about footraces than elite runner and the generals...believe me"

"I'd bomb the sh*t outta them, then I'd win the race"

"I'd reduce her to rubble"

"I'd tell her to go F*ck herself"

"I'd win the big beautiful race. Only me"

"I like people who weren't captured, so I'd win"

"Make running great again"

wejo wrote:

So let's hear it. Who wins in a race? If you think it depends on the distance (ie 400 vs 10k let us know) state that as well. And if you think a couple months of training matters, you can factor that in.

Got to go with Trump at least up to 5k as "Cankles" and burlap pants suits don't aid your speed.

Now for 10k+, Hillary Rodham Cankles has shown huge amount of stamina staying with Bill all these years so she knows how to pace herself so maybe slow and steady wins the race.

obama would lap them in a 100m dash

Is Obama our fastest President ever? He is Kenyan, after all.

Trump every time.

Only if he used the Paul Ryan pace/time conversion.

"hillary takes brisk walks", somehow I doubt she could walk 200m without falling.

If they agreed upon a 400m race, Trump would take off fast (4mph), leaving Hillary in the dust. By 100 meters Trump would have come to a stop, not being able to breathe. Once Hillary passed him, Trump would declare himself the winner, stating that the race distance was 100 meters and he got there first.