I want a bowling trophy wife
I want a bowling trophy wife
Trophy wife with big juggs and butt.
The car
Give me Joanna Jozwik
None of the above. The ideal wife is the girl next door. The ideal car is a Consumer Reports best buy. But I understand nobody's going to click on that thread title.
Meh. Neither seem that exciting.
Alan Bennet wrote:
None of the above. The ideal wife is the girl next door. The ideal car is a Consumer Reports best buy. But I understand nobody's going to click on that thread title.
Bet your favorite ice cream is vanilla.
How do you pick up girls in a dream car? Just curious since when you're driving, it's not like you pick up girls off the street. Or you're at work, people basically know about how much you make approximately. Or you're out at a bar, they don't see your car until you succeed to pick them up.
I only drive BMW so I've never picked a girl up with my car.
Exactly. Vanilla. How did you guess?
A Tesla would be fun for a spin. Can't compare to the girl next door, though.
Screech wrote:
Alan Bennet wrote:None of the above. The ideal wife is the girl next door. The ideal car is a Consumer Reports best buy. But I understand nobody's going to click on that thread title.
Bet your favorite ice cream is vanilla.
I think it was the movie 'First Family' with Bob Newhart, the only thing he ever dreamt about was sipping from a bowl of clear soup.
Who Would Listen wrote:
I'd much rather have the trophy wife. I do not care about cars.
A good partner is priceless.
Cars are just worthless hunks of metal.
The Dude Guy wrote:
I think it was the movie 'First Family' with Bob Newhart, the only thing he ever dreamt about was sipping from a bowl of clear soup.
No entiendo.
I'd like both. This way when the trophy wife acts up, I can run her over in style.
Dr. Ian Stinkhole wrote:
I'd like both. This way when the trophy wife acts up, I can run her over in style.
I've got both and a signed pre-nuptial agreement.
Unless you have decided with cars, this is a stupid question.
Alan Bennet wrote:
Exactly. Vanilla. How did you guess?
A Tesla would be fun for a spin. Can't compare to the girl next door, though.
A Tesla is like a vibrator, girls love them until the battery runs down.
i'll take the car wrote:
Who Would Listen wrote:I'd much rather have the trophy wife. I do not care about cars.
I also don't care about cars but I'm interesting in scoring classy chicks and I think a hot car would help more in that regard than a wife. A car is also a lot cheaper to maintain.
In barbarian lands it is often the custom for a man to give a gift to a woman's father as a bride price. For example if it is a cattle-herding culture, he will give him some cows. Some Native American tribes would have a bride price in horses.
The car being the modern horse, the sensible bride price for this day and age is a car. For a trophy wife, you give her father a Lamborghini or something. If you would rather keep the Lamborghini, then maybe she's not such a trophy.
My wife of over 35 years is an incredibly loving spouse, mother and grandmother. She is not only highly educated, but has common sense to go along with it. She is also very athletic. As a bonus, she is very nice looking.
For 10 years I drove my dream car. There wasn't another car on the road that I would have wanted.
Bad news: She totaled my car.
Good news: No one got hurt.
To be crude, the bottom line is: which one would you rather ride all night?
A lot of loser mentality on here.
You want both go get both. Get multiple cars. Get one good wife. Or get multiple trophy wives and sidekicks. Trade em in if you want. But don't settle for one or the other