What is your PR for longest urination session?

I would guess around a minute, but I'll have to actually clock one. I will report back next time I get a good one.

I've never timed one. One time I drove across the state with some friends to watch my high school's basketball team play in the state championship. About 5 minutes into the drive, I realized that I really should have peed before we left, but I wanted to make good time and there really weren't any convenient places to stop along the way.

When I finally got to the venue and made my way to the restroom, I peed for so long that 6 people came and went from the urinal next to me in the time it took me to pee.

Good thread. I always time my urination too and abide by the same rules as you. My pr is coincidentally 73 as well.

Typically at work I make into the 30s and when my bladder hurts I usually surpass 50 seconds. Over a minute usually happens when I drink or fall asleep and fight getting up to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

King Vitamin wrote:

I'm talking about the duration of an uninterrupted stream.

Mine is 73 seconds. I time it (on a watch) occasionally, when I'm out drinking or have been holding it a while and can tell if it's going to be a potential record breaker.

Extending how long you can hold an uninterrupted stream takes some technique, I've found. You have to practice restraint and must be able to recognize the precise moment to let loose, right before your stream threatens to turn into a dribble. (NOTE: The moment it turns into a dribble or series of droplets, the clock stops.)

I've never timed it, but I have had occasion to pee into a bottle. One time I had been holding it for a long time and overflowed a 20oz Gatorade bottle.

Had to get off a train early in the middle-of-nowhere-England because I couldn't hold it. Got out and peed right off the platform into the tracks, I had been drinking heavily. Timed it for 1:29, though I intentionally didn't push as hard as I could since I knew it was going to be long. Previous PR was 1:18. Rarely do I get 1:00.

My record is 90", but could be longer depending on what others say in subsequent posts.

Just over 90 seconds of dribbling. Sort of like a plumbing leak.

Around 8 months into the wind, starting to dribble now though.

M Rossi wrote:

Around 8 months into the wind, starting to dribble now though.

Oh man, I got a good chuckle.

OMG, not another gay US Navy SEALS joke thread.

Once did about two minutes after lots of Bud lite and a Polish sausage grinder...if it counts.

72 seconds

13 minutes

Once in Thailand I hired 23 drunk construction workers to urinate on me on the sidewalk.

Best $40 I ever spent.

I used to get over 73 seconds easy back in college. Now in my 50s 50 seconds is a good piss and 60 is outstanding . I'm 57 this year and hope to have a 57 second pee this year .mwish me luck!

shouldn't volume come under consideration at some point?

1:41. Drank too much water on a long bus ride and didn't think my empty gatorade bottle would be big enough. Turns out I was probably right.

What are parameters? Steady stream? Or do those last few dribbles after a shake count too?

I've never timed myself. But when I worked in a bar a couple of years ago we fitted a snake cam inside the toilet bowl in the ladies' room. The longest piss we recorded was more than half a minute. Thought that was awesome.