liberal mania wrote:
Wind turbines are great, but they kill billions and billions of birds each year. So do tall buildings with lots of glass. In major metropolitan areas, business men and women have to wade through mounds of dead birds on their way into the office every morning. It's very sad.
That was in the past. With my new Dead Bird Plow the streets will be cleared in minutes. My Dead Bird Blowers will make clearing your sidewalks as easy as making your morning coffee.
Soon the days of having to wait until the dead bird carcasses rotted away to get on with our business will be relegated to the dust bins of history. Progress my man. Progress!