Always tough when a noob shows up soliciting training/racing advice yet neglects to include key details.
Always tough when a noob shows up soliciting training/racing advice yet neglects to include key details.
Super Masters Champion wrote:
My local Turkey Trot is offering a bit of prize money this year. I expect about three dozen Kenyans to show up and, possibly, a violent former soccer player from DC. I might stay home to avoid getting chicked by some girl from Iten. I kind of lost my cool last year at the awards banquet.
Could you hear the people laughing at you? Do they think you're a joke?
I’m ready just got my entry Comped
I guess all the critics here are busy training for the Olympics. Oh, wait, you're not? You mean there are thousands of runners in the world who are faster than you? Why do you bother? Sounds like a hobby to me. Maybe you should quit!
giveitup wrote:
I guess all the critics here are busy training for the Olympics. Oh, wait, you're not? You mean there are thousands of runners in the world who are faster than you? Why do you bother? Sounds like a hobby to me. Maybe you should quit!
The Turkey Trot IS the hobby jogger Olympics!!! Anyone not running it is NOT a real runner.
One week to go, hobby joggers, one week to go.
I hope i can get sub 20 on 7 hours of running per week plus double thresholds.
My male 25-29 age group was amazingly weak last year at the race I'm doing. It was won in 42:20, and 47:30 took 2nd. It does have hills, but to further my point about that age group being weak last year, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd all finished behind the female 25-29 with the same age group place. 3rd didn't even beat female 15-19 3rd. If the times are similarly poor this year, I'll get my easiest age group podium spot I've ever had.
I will say though, that even if this thread is mostly joking, this site does have a bit of an attitude of "If you can't be the best in the world at your hobby there's no point in trying to improve at it"
I absolutely imploded on my final tempo run tune-up of the training cycle yesterday so I’m going into this year’s Turkey Trot with the same amount of confidence that I have in taking a scoop of my mother-in-law’s turkey stuffing lager that night. Both are probably going to result in utter disappointment and vomiting.
Trotting on thin ice wrote:
I absolutely imploded on my final tempo run tune-up of the training cycle yesterday so I’m going into this year’s Turkey Trot with the same amount of confidence that I have in taking a scoop of my mother-in-law’s turkey stuffing lager that night. Both are probably going to result in utter disappointment and vomiting.
Same advice applies to both situations. Start out conservatively. Don't be the pace setter. Sit back and let others do the work. Gradually push down on the throttle if you're having a good day.
I will stand at the finish line and heckle all the hobby joggers who finish behind me. This has become a tradition that they look forward to.
Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble. Gobble gobble, meat is murder gobble gobble! Gobble gobble Morrissey, gobble???
Gobble gobble, you all have TDS: Turkey Derangement Syndrome gobble gobble gobble.
p.s.
Dear President Biden,
Gobble gobble good turkey, gobble gobble deserve gobble pardon!
I just hope 2023 can match the excitement of 2022
Roll call: who's in for next Thursday?
You KNOW I'll be there, 1 inch split shorts and singlet, ready to go. Be warned, and be ready.
No super shoes, though. I ain't no cheater!
Gobble gobble!!!!!!!!!!
1 week out everybody! Time to start replacing the water bottles with maurten, gotta fill up those carb stores.
I am looking forward to berating the high schooler who dropped me at the line last year, whether I beat him or not. Eduardo you're toast !!!!!!!!!!!!
GOBBLE GOBBLE wrote:
1 week out everybody! Time to start replacing the water bottles with
maurtenbeer, gotta fill up those carb stores.
Hi everyone!
I was wondering what I should do for my fueling strategy? I am planning to take 4 or 5 gels during the race but not sure if it is enough (will also be wearing my hydration vest with 32 oz of blue gatorade). The 5k is my favorite kind of marathon, this will be the year I finally break 45!
Glad the mods resurrected this thread.
You guys. This year I'm doing the Trot double. Running a Saturday trot in a neighboring town (it's called a "Turkey Trot," but I'm not even really sure if it counts if it's not on Thanksgiving), and going to run The Trot on Thanksgiving. If I can pull of decent performances, or get lucky in the raffles, I can take home a pumpkin pie on Saturday and a turkey on Thursday. Has anyone done this type of Trot format before?
After watching last year's video of the Rumble in Rensselaer I've tried to prepare for anything. Hope for the best. Expect the worst.
The TROT wrote:
You guys. This year I'm doing the Trot double. Running a Saturday trot in a neighboring town (it's called a "Turkey Trot," but I'm not even really sure if it counts if it's not on Thanksgiving), and going to run The Trot on Thanksgiving. If I can pull of decent performances, or get lucky in the raffles, I can take home a pumpkin pie on Saturday and a turkey on Thursday. Has anyone done this type of Trot format before?
After watching last year's video of the Rumble in Rensselaer I've tried to prepare for anything. Hope for the best. Expect the worst.
I will do something similar. There's a Thanksgiving themed race on Saturday (they do not call it a Turkey trot) as well as a Turkey Trot on Thursday.
Who else is in?
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