krispy kremlin_ wrote:
Seemed to work out for Elizabeth Warren. Heck, the voters of Massachusetts elected her in as a senator.
Just lie like she did and claim native American heritage - easily explainable and nearly automatically hirable given the level of colonists-shame the liberal horde likes to pour on us.
You could also lie like Jeb Bush and claim you are Hispanic.
http://time.com/3772081/jeb-bush-hispanic/If Jeb Bush was an unknown person he could have gotten away with this ruse. To be Latino you don't need a Spanish or Portuguese surname. You just need to be from one of these countries. Many Latinos have Italian, German or even Polish surnames.
Go to 23andme and take a test, usually they will say you are 1% Jewish or 2% North African whether you are or not!
easy soloutions wrote:
Go to 23andme and take a test, usually they will say you are 1% Jewish or 2% North African whether you are or not!
Exactly! Make 'em prove that you deserve no special treatment because you got 100% white blood in you, whatever that means.
What a legal circus that would be. I'd love to see it. Please do it.
You just wrote "I'm Caucasian" which to anthropologists means "I'm Caucasoid and Gook" thus you have two races already, you idiot!
White lives matter
You will only hurt your chances of getting a job if you somehow tell businesses or convince them you are something other than white.
1st of all, there's only one race according to scientists.
2nd of all, Europe is a melting pot of 10,000 peoples from China, Africa, Persia, Egypt, Americas, who invaded Europe over the past 40,000 years since the end of the Ice Age.
Thus, you are a hybrid of many wonderful ethnicities.
Go with American Indian or Native American.
It worked for Liz "Chieftess Spreading Bull" Warren, after all.
The next 17 months are going to be spicy but predictable in US domestic politics.
"Caucasian" is a relic of a long-dead theory that Europeans originated in the Caucasus mountains, based on skull shape.
"White" merely means your ancestors came from mainly higher latitudes, "black" from lower latitudes, and "Hispanic" is mainly about language. "Asian" narrows you down to one of about 60% of the world population.
It is shameful that America is steeped in such stupidity.
Bad Wigins wrote:
"Caucasian" is a relic of a long-dead theory that Europeans originated in the Caucasus mountains, based on skull shape.
"White" merely means your ancestors came from mainly higher latitudes, "black" from lower latitudes, and "Hispanic" is mainly about language. "Asian" narrows you down to one of about 60% of the world population.
It is shameful that America is steeped in such stupidity.
So which kind of retard are you?