funny signs

One that I saw during the marathon that made me laugh:

"You Run Funny"

I think it was directed towards someone inparticular, but I liked it anyway.

One of the funnier signs I ever saw was shown inadvertently behind the broadcasters at a college b-ball game. Some kid had written "wade boggs drank 54 beers on a cross country flight". Crazy if true.

I once saw a road sign up in the mountains. It was by a bridge. It said \"slippery when wet.\" It was so funny that my friends and I just had to steal it. What made it funnier was that we all had this little inside joke that \"everything\'s better when it\'s wet.\"

I saw a sign at mile 21 of a Marathon that said "What were you thinking?".

but I was on a bike ride one time and we were like 20 miles in the middle of nowhere, and we get to this random dirt road that has a bus stop on it. don't really know who would be getting on since it was deep in the mountains.

This has nothing to do with running, but I've seen pics of two signs that line up perfectly to say "Christ died for our Fresh Donuts"

"Running Sucks"

"You are trying to hard asshole"

"Try Walking"

haha nice signs.. cool site too

"If football is too hard there is always running"

trickster wrote:

I need some ideas for funny signs to make for xc/ track meets. Any ideas, please share.

Oops, thats meant to read " If cross country is too hard there is always football" Sorry jamming to the Best of the Bangles and lost my train of thought :o)

trickster wrote:

I need some ideas for funny signs to make for xc/ track meets. Any ideas, please share.

Seen one of those too, I should have took it myself.

slippery when wet!!! wrote:

I once saw a road sign up in the mountains. It was by a bridge. It said "slippery when wet." It was so funny that my friends and I just had to steal it. What made it funnier was that we all had this little inside joke that "everything's better when it's wet."

dude.........if youve never seen one of those signs you really need ot get out more.

slippery when wet? thats everywhere on a bridge

A personal fav. of mine is like for road 5ks the signs for slow the cars of runners...

Its got the runners picture and says "SLOW RUNNERS ON THE ROAD"

Road Sign:

"Sheephole Rd."

Unfortunately, it was not possible at the time to steal it.

The217 wrote:

A personal fav. of mine is like for road 5ks the signs for slow the cars of runners...

Its got the runners picture and says "SLOW RUNNERS ON THE ROAD"

SLOW

children at play

I often see these signs and feel sorry for the kids that live in that area.

Well done Jimmy Haverand.

This also has nothing to do with running, but when I was in Wales in some town I saw a sign that looked like a yield sign with a drawing of two old people hobbling along bent over holding canes...it said "Elderly Crossing." Freaking hilarious.

sarah wrote:

Oops, thats meant to read " If cross country is too hard there is always football" Sorry jamming to the Best of the Bangles and lost my train of thought :o)

trickster wrote:

I need some ideas for funny signs to make for xc/ track meets. Any ideas, please share.

s,

have you seen the bangles thread?

Yep I was born and raised in England and many signs like the elderly crossing one exists. In Germany where I spent 3 years there was even a sign for a frog crossing, this was to warn unsuspecting motorists because there were certain times of the year that the toads migrated and too many slippery squashed frogs could cause an accident!

The Chick wrote:

This also has nothing to do with running, but when I was in Wales in some town I saw a sign that looked like a yield sign with a drawing of two old people hobbling along bent over holding canes...it said "Elderly Crossing." Freaking hilarious.