Feel free to add your own reasons. Merry Christmas, everyone.
Top Ten Reason Why Santa Claus is a Republican
1. Self-employed entrepreneur.
2. Provides meaningful work for elves, thereby keeping them off of public assistance and providing for their families.
3. Married to a stay-at-home mom.
4. Gives generously to others through private charity.
5. Receives no known government support.
6. Uses animals to perform work for his own benefit.
7. Identified a market niche and started a business to fill it.
8. His charitable distribution is based solely on merit, e.g., ?naughty? or ?nice.?
9. Lives in a remote, isolated home.
10. Completely self-sufficient.
Top Ten Reasons Why Santa Claus is a Democrat
1. He only works one day a year.
2. He wears red, the color of the Communist Party.
3. Weight problem most likely associated with work habits.
4. His economics are based on magic and his distribution defies the laws of physics.
5. As soon as you grow up and learn something about the world, you stop believing in him.
6. He believes in redistribution of wealth.
7. Lives in a commune with his old lady and some social outcasts.
8. Gives away everything he makes.
9. Hasn?t shaved in years.
10. Smokes unknown leafy substance in pipe.