how to deal with snowball throwers while running?

i just break down in tears. They usually just take pity and leave me alone.

Throw them back

Was there black ice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efiW2K8gASM

Yeah Lol,

how do you know this is a troll????

groups of black kids don't throw snowballs.... they throw lead

Josh Hamilton's Addiction wrote:

My friends and I were white and we used to do the same thing.

You WERE white? Are you not white anymore?

White guy's dick's are so small, even they mama's gotta feel sorry for they little wienies. Tall, skinny, blonde Scandinavians with puss for hours like black D because they like to feel like a woman.

You could duck.

Take video of the snowball attack with your cell phone, and be obvious about it. The kids probably don't want proof of their assault and battery.

Runner Doe wrote:

Take video of the snowball attack with your cell phone, and be obvious about it. The kids probably don't want proof of their assault and battery.

Ummm...ever heard of the internet. Teens LOVE to be on "WOOORLD STAAAR!!! WOOORLD STAAAR!!! WOOORLD STAAAR!!!".

Dennis Reynolds 2.0 wrote:

Ahh letsrun at its finest. I stand up for gay rights, that doesn't make me gay.

Wrong. I'm betting you had at least one homosexual experience and liked it. Normal people don't support homo rights.

The Real Dutch Runner wrote:

Wrong. I'm betting you had at least one homosexual experience and liked it. Normal people don't support homo rights.

Then I guess you're in the minority straight boy. Suck a schlong or get lost heterotard.

get straighty wrote:

Then I guess you're in the minority straight boy. Suck a schlong or get lost heterotard.

Bullshit! There's a lot more normal people than there are homos or haven't you noticed every time the farce of "gay marriage" is on a ballot? We're getting fed up more and more as this charade goes along as well. The time is coming when you people are going to pray you could crawl back into your closets!

The Real Dutch Runner wrote:

Bullshit! There's a lot more normal people than there are homos or haven't you noticed every time the farce of "gay marriage" is on a ballot? We're getting fed up more and more as this charade goes along as well. The time is coming when you people are going to pray you could crawl back into your closets!

Would you say that you are..."outraged"?

I do feel for you. There is SO MUCH to be outraged about in this day and age and so little time to get out and rage.

Global warming, gays, obamacare, the legalization of pot, evolution...it must be absolutely exhausting being constantly outraged. Damn you Obama, we must you torment my fellow letsrun brothers?

A Paranoid Gentleman wrote:

ummm. wrote:

Unless of course they're out to kill you... but then they probably wouldn't have chosen a snowball as their primary means of attack.

...snowballs filled with piranhas.

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Snowballs soaked in urine, with piranahas inside

Dennis Reynolds 2.0 wrote:

You Deserve This wrote:

It's different for Dennis because he's a homosexual. If I saw him running, I'd throw snowballs at his head that have 9 volt batteries in them.

Ahh letsrun at its finest. I stand up for gay rights, that doesn't make me gay.

yes, you're such a hero for 'standing up' for a group of people who select perverted sex as the primary means to define themselves, then obnoxiously demand society praise their 'lifestyle', or else - under the pain of persecution by the feds as a 'bigot' guilty of 'hate' crimes.

Never has a group of people done so little, yet been so rewarded...

Why can't our few actual inalienable rights be secured, regardless of the type of sex you engage in or the color of your skin? Why must you people define everyone in terms of gender, skin color, & sexual 'orientation'?

And before you start, marriage is not a 'right' that any random 2 or more people should be granted, simply because they demand to be recognized as 'married'

Everyone knows that being lets run, you were most likely running at 6:00 minute pace on an easy training run. One of the kids actually got you in the head, so the only answer, in my opinion, was to turn around and give mad props for leading you properly and hitting the target.

You should react exactly as SpongeBob did when Patrick threw an uninvited snowball:

Watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV5CC25fcYM

The only people I know that care about gay marriage are gay. You have the gays on oneside wanting it and the repressed gays on the side opposed. All of us hetros just don't care because we are not gay.

The Real Dutch Runner wrote:

get straighty wrote:

Then I guess you're in the minority straight boy. Suck a schlong or get lost heterotard.

Bullshit! There's a lot more normal people than there are homos or haven't you noticed every time the farce of "gay marriage" is on a ballot? We're getting fed up more and more as this charade goes along as well. The time is coming when you people are going to pray you could crawl back into your closets!

jack flash fever wrote:

Today while running I saw a group of black youths so I turned the corner. There was no snow around but nothing good comes from a group of black kids.

According to Obama, this makes you a typical white person. If you cross the street to avoid a group of black youths. Just like his grandma. The one who raised him.