RE: what is your own definition of a personal hell?

heyheynow wrote:

How about being single, having a good job, and living in a nice place without worrying about being held down by commitments? No I'm not 20, I'm 34 and I love my life. I've seen too many friends become miserable after being forced to sink into the sandpit that is the "average life". I can travel, spend my money on whatever I want, have sex with whoever I want, and do whatever I want. Rather than marry some girl whos gonna pop out two kids, get fat and ugly, and turn into a mean hag.

Enjoy your Friday night "dinners" at Applebees and "once-in-a-lifetime vacations to Disney World !

Okay...so let's interpret this WITHOUT putting your positive spin on it. You're single, because you can't get a date (you've clearly convinced yourself you are single by choice), you're working a good job (as you would if you were married...), you're living in a nice place (as you would if you were married...), and you're not held down by commitments???? You're working a f***ing job that's a pretty big commitment, 9-5 each day. So what do you do with ALL you're free time? Also, let's pretend that maybe, just MAYBE, some people get married to a beautiful girl, who remains beautiful for some time...then that guy basically has your life except he doesn't sit alone 6 of the 7 days of the week and jerk off, he actually has a wife.[/quote]

I wonder if he owns a cat?

1. Making 3 days/week.

4. Having same girlfriend for > 1 month.

5. Driving a vehicle that costs < 300K.

I miss me some Chili's.

Having a suit that costs under $5,000 touch my skin.

Ugh, this is hell

Sub16_5K wrote:

My definition:

THE LAST 200 of an 800M Race...Enough said.

The last 100m is the best part. There is no worry about tactics, speed or (most of the time) positions. Just go all out for less than 16s.

Having a Faux President, Congress, Supreme Court, Mainstream media, overpopulation, porous borders and a whole pile of apologists complaining about my observing said things.

Oh (and this time I stand GUILTY) seeing so many non-running posts at a running website.

G'bye.

Most nightclubs. Awful, blaring music, jammed next to thousands of sweaty people I can't stand. Pure hell.

reading running message boards populated by a bunch of whiny, socially maladjusted tunnel-vision aspergers who have nothing more consequential to do than argue about the most ridiculous shyte ever....usually after taking the bait from some even more moronic troll....and couldn't ever get laid or have a nuanced conversation if they dedicated the rest of their lives to it!

lol!

A big bag of double-stuff Oreos and no milk!

San Francisco

Eating lipton soup and watching soup operas with your grandmother

Tron meets XFit message boards. Stuck in that would just be unbearable.

Here's the difference between being married and single. Single guys jerk off 7 days a week. Married guys only have to do it 6 days a week.

hell is here wrote:

Marriage

3 kids

Steady 9-5 job

House in suburbs

Why are the freakin suburbanites so upset by this comment.

I am 33.

I am married.

I have no kids and may never get to it even tho I want them.

I don't have a 9-5 but I do have a fun steady job.

I don't think I ever want to live in the suburbs.

The above poster is evil to you because he said your life was his personal hell. Guess what? It sounds like hell. You got married, got a mortgage, and had kids now you can't dream about going out and doing all the things you wanted to do in life. Don't bash this person for being smarter than you.

I think something hit too close to home.

My personal hell would involve the inablitiy to distinguish between reality and imagination and an unwillingness to trust my sensory system. Not being sure if what your thinking is what your saying or what your seeing is what's actually happening. And through all this is the certainty that you will never recover your mental soundness...

...bad mushroom trip. honestly considered suicide.

Jubilation T. Cornpone wrote:

A big bag of double-stuff Oreos and no milk!

lol, perhaps the best 1st world problem listed yet!