http://www.independent.com/news/2013/mar/27/ashton-eaton-sb/
A javelin to the nose, it doesn't get much closer than that.
A javelin to the nose, it doesn't get much closer than that.
Almost the perfect crime.
"Fiance"? He's engaged to a guy?
Didn't make sense at first cause I thought it was Ashton Kutcher. Lotta tang to catch up on before that guy gets another fiance.
Didn't make sense at first cause I thought it was Ashton Kutcher. Lotta tang to catch up on before that guy gets another fiancee.
Tero Pitkamaki, a real javelin thrower, has much better aim.
Pitkamaki throws in meters too, none of this 218 feet 7 1/2 inches stuff.
Writers like John Zant who refuse to list throw results in meters should be fired. Like people aren't gonna know how far an 80 meter throw is, when 100 meters is clearly marked off next to it on the track.
About that (ahem) "aim":
Randy Oldman wrote:
Almost the perfect crime.
Not until after the marriage.
At the Shadow Chinese shoe company in Beaverton during the 2012 OTs, Lance Deal's brain matter was nearly splattered all over the earth by his own hammer throw due to the mickey mouse design of the hammer cage.
Theisen’s inadvertent throw was the second time she has sent a projectile his way — the first was the figurative arrow of Cupid. The two are getting married on July 13 in Oregon.
Literally the cheesiest line ever.
AE: World's greatest above average athlete ever!
Replace the Decathlon at the Olympics with Bikini Cheerleader stunts.
Theisen’s inadvertent throw was the second time she has sent a projectile his way — the first was the figurative arrow of Cupid. The two are getting married on July 13 in Oregon.
cheeesyyy wrote:Literally the cheesiest line ever.
TERRIBLE writing.
No Oscar reference yet? Really?
He was nearly eaton a javelin
I wonder if he punched her in the face after that happened. I'd be so mad.
Idiot post. If you knew anything about the event, you'd realize that the first rule is to never turn your back to the throwers. Also, you obviously have never met Ashton Eaton, he'd be the last one to pop someone in the face. I guess we can't say the same about you, who all but admit you'd hit a woman in the face. Low life.
Javelin to the face? He would have been in an ashton of pain.
cheeesyyy wrote:
Theisen’s inadvertent throw was the second time she has sent a projectile his way — the first was the figurative arrow of Cupid. The two are getting married on July 13 in Oregon.
Literally the cheesiest line ever.
When you say "literally," do you actually mean there was cheese - of the dairy based variety - in that line, and that this line contained more of this cheese than any line before it?
Typical 16 year old letsrun poster.
When you say \"nearly killed\" what you actually mean to say is \"barely injured at all\"
I think he means "nearly killed" because a few inches over and he might have been killed.