1-STANFORD: Where i'm from, if you put 7 in the top 50 you win nationals (I'm from ANYWHERE IN THE DAMN UNIVERSE)
2-WISCONSIN: You know they are good when festa doesn't even make top 7. Adam will be an 'ace' if he doesn't hit the 'wall', know what i'm sayin
3-NAU: I still can't beleive North Akron University made Nationals
4-Arkansas: These guys are good, but only 2 letters away from being Kansas
5-Colorado: I'm still mad they didn't offer me a scholarship, but i refuse to let personal politics influence my rankings
6-Villanova: Nice uniforms-FOR ME TO POOP ON
7-Oregon: Lets see how they do without Prefontaine
8-Eastern Michigan: Cheboyo is going to kick Bo-ass
9-BYU: Kangogo beat the prementioned Boaz, hmm, that makes ONE of us
10-Providence: Top 4 is good, but i heard they got Mr. Chest at 5.
11-Iona: Wait til basketball season guys, actually, better win something now
12-Georgetown: Why do they call there bulldog a hoya
13-Central Michigan: The state of michigan hasn't seen this much ncaa success since the Fab 5, oh wait, THAT NEVER HAPPEND
14-Indiana: You guys really screwed me over in my NCAA bracklet last year, how you gonna beat duke then lose to Maryland. Maybe thats what happens when your coach is Brian Denehay
15-Weber State: I've studied the map over and over, WEBER IS NOT A STATE
16-North Carolina: They got a NORTH carolina now? Man I'm really falling behind on geography
17-SMU: Hmm, SMU, yeah
18-Michigan: Unfortunatly they lost their top 2 from last year. 1: Alan Webb and 2: Alan Webb's Teeth
19-Ohio State: It will be close on Monday, but Michigan will beat there ass on saturday. I think they have a football game comming up against them too.
20-Montana State: Watch out, they kicked Illinois' ass to qualify
21-Colorado State: I bet these guys would like to beat colorado. I bet colorado doesn't know they exist
22-Notre Dame: Moore or less screwed, maybe they should break out there green jerseys...on second thoug, wait, i think they just fumbled again!
23-Butler: I heard they got 2 guys hurt who will be replaced by Austin Powers and Crocadile Dundee. Come to the afterparty and get straight up shagged.
24-Alabama: If you're like me, you always confuse these guys with Arkansas. Just remember, ALABAMA IS THE TEAM THAT SUCKS
25-Iowa: Everyone i talked to is still pissed about how cold there national meet was
26-Minnesota: "Takeoff you hoser, ay"
27-Michigan State: Well, at least you get to leave your campus, which is currently 20 below freezing
28-Will and Mary: I thought this was a sitcom my sister watches about 2 gay guys and chick
29-Texas A&M: These guys would actually be happy if they beat Michigan State. Wow
30-Texas: These 'Texas Rangers' better not be 'Walkers'
31-Northwestern
32-Tennessee: these guys are going to freeze their vols off
By the way, I run a 30:31
For 8k
I'll be wearing a red stocking hat and grey hooded sweatshirt at nationals. Come settle yo beef