High school kid somehow convinces his parents to spend $15-16K so he can fly around to 16 different cities, run a ~2 hour race at a very very slow pace (fastest was 8:20 pace), and then enjoy the expensive entertainment of each city. How did he get this reward? He had poor academic performance in his freshman year and his mom thought this would motivate him.
THEN, he decides to hide behind a tree to get out of runs on his grueling 22 mpw training plan. And still gets media attention. WHAT A WIMP.
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/dec/27/whole-hog-about-half-marathons/