Rank out of 10 for each of the following:
Originality
Largeness
Badassness
Extra points are awarded for looking like a pedophile.
My quick vote: Brian Wilson
Originality: 5
Largeness : 9
Badassness: 8
+2 for looking like a pedophile occasionally.
http://sfist.com/2011/03/21/brian_wilson_beard_watch_code_dore.php
Bobby Jenks
Originality: 8
Largeness : 4
Badassness: 9.5
http://dubsism.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/bobby-jenks-pink-goatee.jpg
+5 for creepiness
+5 for tits
Pedophiles don't have big beards, they have thin mustaches. At least in my opinion...
Big thick beards are for manly men.
Who's that 800m runner with the bog beard?
toro wrote:
Who's that 800m runner with the bog beard?
The worlds slowest professional male 800m runner.
George Parros
http://beardporn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/George-Parros.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pa6KpKfNlU
Way more badass than Wilson(who dyes his beard, not badass).
GOAT:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ek0-imfRetk/TaVAopUSvtI/AAAAAAAAB7o/67ENcQR8Hto/s1600/lanny-mcdonald1.jpg
Rollie Fingers or Kenny Powers
Wayne Rooney
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rOzCuzxJ3kA/S-918p50eTI/AAAAAAAAAPA/Bti0oYWa5Jg/s1600/rooney.png
not to hip on your scale, so 8.7/10
Jayson Werth used to have a very thick beard. I cannot find a picture though.
http://umpbump.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Picture-2.png
James Harden.
A thing of beuty.
Originality: 8
Length:9
Badassness: 9
I can't believe nobody has mentioned Brett Kiesel. A perfect score.
http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0022/95/03/9503DDF3DC6D021DCF21C6_Large.jpg
also Kimbo Slice, but he's not really much of an athlete, more of a thug.
Ryan Martin gets some points.
You gotta give it up for my man Lee Bong Ju. Bonus points for always, at all times, under any circumstances whatsoever, looking completely high.
http://www.myungga.co.uk/image/sub/visitor/leebongjoo.jpg
http://www.hinduonnet.com/2002/10/16/images/2002101601761901.jpg
10's across the board.
Lee Bong Ju, the sequel. No coincidence that "Bong" is part of his name.
http://matchbin-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/public/sites/274/assets/1251594536ACF413D.jpg
George Parros
