Race: Uticop Race for the Children 5k
Result: DNF
I was keyed up for this race, the competition was pretty fierce between the guy who runs with his kid in the stroller and the middle schoolers I knew I had my hands full. Got in a solid 5 minute warm up, did some light stretching, ate a GU and was ready to roll. Got to the line and pushed my way to the front, next to some chich wearing an ipod. Got all excited to start, waited for the gun and right when it shot I took off. I shit my pants instantaneously and ran off the course in shame.