what up?
what up?
Describe the weirdest person in your class. I'm bored too.
This really heavy and gross looking dude sits in the back of the lecture hall every class period. He plays video games the whole hour on his lap top. Yet, somehow, he manages to absorb the lecture and sometimes raises his hand asking questions that make him sound somewhat engaged in the material. I mean... that's cool I suppose and great for him. I just don't like when I'm near him because he talks to people around him every so often. Telling weird jokes, making obscure comments and laughing at himself. Seems like he enjoys hearing himself talk to be honest.
On the weirdness scale...1 to 10...he scores a 9 or 10. Probably doesn't have too many friends due to the weirdness factor.
live update. Dude just busted out a big bag of red doritos from his bag and is chewing/digging through the bag very loudly. So add dorito breath too. So obnoxious!
bored wrote:
This really heavy and gross looking dude sits in the back of the lecture hall every class period. He plays video games the whole hour on his lap top. Yet, somehow, he manages to absorb the lecture and sometimes raises his hand asking questions that make him sound somewhat engaged in the material. I mean... that's cool I suppose and great for him. I just don't like when I'm near him because he talks to people around him every so often. Telling weird jokes, making obscure comments and laughing at himself. Seems like he enjoys hearing himself talk to be honest.
On the weirdness scale...1 to 10...he scores a 9 or 10. Probably doesn't have too many friends due to the weirdness factor.
I know exactly what kind of guy you're talking about. I hated people like that in College. The super fat know-it-all who thinks his genius makes up for his body fat percentage.
Does he always rip sheets of notepaper out really slowly thinking it makes things quieter too?
Keep updating I want to hear about someone more depressing than I am..........
Haven't seen him with a notebook yet. Hey... how about you? Weirdest character in your class? Or shall we shift topics to babe of the hour? A few coasties in this lecture hall who look fantastic with their fake tans and unbeievably white teeth. Love the tight pants though haha ;)
Ha well I have a kid who dresses like Michael Cera did in Arrested Development who writes notes in his notebook about other people in the class. It's like his internal monologue is written out in a class diary. Any time the teacher says anything interesting, he jots down three or four adjectives (usually offensive) about her and his opinions. It's really creepy and I think he might kill someone some day. I usually find a seat directly one seat back and one seat to the right of him so I can read his every word. I caught him once, and although he seemed surprised, he turned around with a bit of moxy and went back to his craft. It's really creepy but hilarious.
As far as girls, most of my English classes are comprised of three types of people: lesbians/extremely unrealistic feminists, fat "geniuses" (like in your class), or old men who raise their hand way to damn much. There is one girl who I would describe as "pretty" but definitely not "hot." And since I'm in College, I prefer "hot" because it makes me feel less guilty for try to have sex with them (with a 80% fail rate).
welcometothethunderdome wrote:
Ha well I have a kid who dresses like Michael Cera did in Arrested Development who writes notes in his notebook about other people in the class. It's like his internal monologue is written out in a class diary. Any time the teacher says anything interesting, he jots down three or four adjectives (usually offensive) about her and his opinions. It's really creepy and I think he might kill someone some day. I usually find a seat directly one seat back and one seat to the right of him so I can read his every word. He caught me once, and although he seemed surprised, he turned around with a bit of moxy and went back to his craft. It's really creepy but hilarious.
As far as girls, most of my English classes are comprised of three types of people: lesbians/extremely unrealistic feminists, fat "geniuses" (like in your class), or old men who raise their hand way too damn much. There is one girl who I would describe as "pretty" but definitely not "hot." And since I'm in College, I prefer "hot" because it makes me feel less guilty for try to have sex with them (with a 80% fail rate).
Sorry, if I'm in English class I should at least correct this.
welcometothethunderdome wrote:
welcometothethunderdome wrote:Ha well I have a kid who dresses like Michael Cera did in Arrested Development who writes notes in his notebook about other people in the class. It's like his internal monologue is written out in a class diary. Any time the teacher says anything interesting, he jots down three or four adjectives (usually offensive) about her and his opinions. It's really creepy and I think he might kill someone some day. I usually find a seat directly one seat back and one seat to the right of him so I can read his every word. He caught me once, and although he seemed surprised, he turned around with a bit of moxy and went back to his craft. It's really creepy but hilarious.
As far as girls, most of my English classes are comprised of three types of people: lesbians/extremely unrealistic feminists, fat "geniuses" (like in your class), or old men who raise their hand way too damn much. There is one girl who I would describe as "pretty" but definitely not "hot." And since I'm in College, I prefer "hot" because it makes me feel less guilty for trying to have sex with them (with an 80% fail rate).
Sorry, if I'm in English class I should at least correct this.
F u man. Respect me for who I am. I love food, I can't help it okay?
Yeah dude. Be sure to get the "best part" of the dorito bag and pour the crumbs in your mouth when you get to he bottom. Because that's awesome...
Life would be bloody boring if we were all the same
The best part is what's left on your fingers.
MMMMMMM, cheese.
(SuperBowl commercial)
this message board would be bloody boring if we had registered user names
sitting in econ, the kid next to just pulled out his school issued day planner and I glanced over to check it out because I was super bored and next to sunday feb 6th he wrote "lost virginity" in bold and underlined it. He also had accounting homework due that night, possibly one of the strangest things i have ever seen written in a planner
yep...
If you're lucky enough to get employment, pretty soon you'll be posting messages like these from a cubicle!