Single guys who live alone, how f***ed up is your house/apartment?

Mine is pretty neat/organized, but more in the manner of a barracks or a monastery than of a Martha Stewart catalog.

I have corners labeled by the color of the mold that is growing in them.

Probably pretty f***ed up, but it seems normal to me at this point. Peeling paint in the bathroom...that's normal, right?

I am a little embarrassed by my place. Literally, I have someone over about once a year, and that is about how often I really clean up. I get worried that after living like this if I meet some girl she will turn and run away.

Mine perpetually smells like weed and there is cum-stained tissue paper throughout.

To all the single ladies wrote:

I am a little embarrassed by my place. Literally, I have someone over about once a year, and that is about how often I really clean up. I get worried that after living like this if I meet some girl she will turn and run away.

Actually, the girl will likely see your place as a project that she can help fix. She'll also want to get you some new clothes, too.

At my place (the basement of my moms house), theres feces all over the walls.

Nothing wrong with my place that can't be fixed with one more beer.

I'm pretty much an obsessive compulsive neat freak, so my house/apartment is clean, crisp, and organized like a mother f***er.

My standard of living has actually significantly declined since I moved in with my girlfriend. I'm relatively messy, but she's the messiest person I know. It's kind of crazy what this place looks like. There's literally 4 of her jackets hung from the lamp post next to the couch and I can't cross the living room because she has hundreds of pairs of shoes in rubbermaid containers and other various boxes from one side of the living room to the other. I swear she must've robbed a bank to buy all the clothing and shoes she has piled everywhere.

Keep your cash, condoms, passport etc. in a highly secure location.

Mine's a small 1 bedroom in central Bangkok. I try to keep it fairly tidy but it's obvious that no woman resides here.

Since I do have friends and do have women spend the night I keep it clean and most of the flat surfaces clutter free.

I also have a box of tampex under the bathroom sink and a set of towels and a washcloth on the bathroom chair. Sitting on top is a wrapped bar of soap a sealed toothbrush and what ever littlebottles of stuff I steal on my hotel visits.

Good bed, sheets and comforter too I want the bed to be clean and inviting.

My place looks like someone enjoys living in it.

You keep tampons at your place for female visitors?

yep let them get on top too!