At the rate they're progressing, I'm betting these beasts will have the bomb within 10 years, and they won't be afraid to use it on their human oppressors.
It's a good thing you didn't see the other video with the horse using the television remote and changing the channel to a program about horses.
That's not an immediate concern, but once other horses start working in the studios, they'll eventually have some content and programming control.
You'll really be worried then.
P.S. expect the remake of Mr. Ed to be more horse-centric, likely with a family of horses with their own human on the property.
I'm convinced that horses already control the media. The mainstream media would be all over this if they weren't. IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP PEOPLE AND SEE THAT THE ANIMAL KINGDOM IS GETTING READY TO OVERTHROW US. Those birds in Arkansas knew what was going on and were going to side with us, but were assassinated before they could.
[quote]A Good Thing wrote:
That's not an immediate concern, but once other horses start working in the studios, they'll eventually have some content and programming control.
You'll really be worried then.
Flicka for President!
the clarifier wrote:
[quote]A Good Thing wrote:
That's not an immediate concern, but once other horses start working in the studios, they'll eventually have some content and programming control.
You'll really be worried then.
Flicka for President!
I think Flicka was born in Canada. Let's see the papers.
foaler wrote:
the clarifier wrote:[quote]A Good Thing wrote:
That's not an immediate concern, but once other horses start working in the studios, they'll eventually have some content and programming control.
You'll really be worried then.
Flicka for President!
I think Flicka was born in Canada. Let's see the papers.
Bet Flicka's not 35 either.
Black Beauty just moved in next store. There goes the neighborhood!
Ahem wrote:
Black Beauty just moved in next store. There goes the neighborhood!
Ahem... next door.
You can't say we weren't warned. As the prophet Matt Groenig warned us over ten years ago:
Night of the Dolphin
While at Springfield's Marine World, Lisa takes pity on the star attraction—a dolphin named Snorky, whose trainers let him be humiliated and forced to do demeaning stunts for the crowd's amusement. After Snorky's latest show, Lisa sets the dolphin free to swim in the ocean. Unbeknownst to Lisa, Snorky is actually the leader of the world's dolphins bent on leading his army to destroy humanity. The dolphins begin their war by attacking Springfield, first killing Lenny during a night swim in the ocean and the Sea Captain (who claims he can stop them) before marching towards the town on their tails. Snorky then interrupts a town meeting, takes the stage and tells Springfield that dolphins used to live on land, but were banished to the ocean by humans, and, now that Snorky has reclaimed his throne as king, he banishes all mankind to live underwater. The humans decide not to submit to the dolphins' will without a fight, only to leave town hall to find the dolphins greatly outnumber them. As the humans walk out of the hall, Lisa sees a small dolphin with a set of bottle rings around its face, she takes it off, and is bitten. Furious, Homer retaliates by punching the dolphin, and then encourages the townspeople to fight back. A battle ensues between the dolphins and the humans, with heavy casualties on both sides. Homer leads the survivors in a final charge to drive the dolphins back to the sea. In a twist ending, it is revealed that humanity has lost and the residents of Springfield are now adjusting to their new life as marine animals. A dead Krusty the Klown floats near Marge. In disgust, she kicks it away, where it floats to a dozen other corpses, where it spells "THE END?"
Awesome thread title. Thanks for the laugh.
2016 Olympics will feature the Simian 2K Race Walk. If the knuckle touches the ground it's a DQ.
When I first saw the video, I thought it was Lawrence Taylor cruising a schoolyard.
That other one scratched his nuts just like a man as well
[quote]pre841 wrote:
You can't say we weren't warned. As the prophet Matt Groenig warned us over ten years ago:
Night of the Dolphin...
To which I add: So long and thanks for all the fish.
Better hope one of those Alpha gorillas doesn't take a shine to you.