This could get complicated, but with the right plan, you you could pull it off. You'll need some rubber gloves, duct tape, a bit of rope, some GHB, a room with sound proof walls, a white cargo van without windows in the back, condoms, and a little bit of luck, and I think you just might be able to "make" her love you. Now get out there and make YOUR dream a reality, you crazy kid, you.
You know folks, you gotta pull for the little guy out there, who is just trying to carve out his little bit of the American dream, and it all starts with forcible love.
I'm Runner THX1137, we'll see you next time on Letsrun Online, your internet guide to getting what you want, when you want it, in a way that makes your dreams a reality.