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Guy walks into a bar at the Illinois-Wisconsin border. He asks the bartender, "Do you want to hear a good Packers joke?"

The bartender looks at him hard and says,"Do you see that biker over there, with the tattoos? He weighs over 400 pounds and he's a Packer fan.

"And that guy in the corner talking to himself, he's the best bow hunter in this county. He's a Packer fan.

"And see the guy at the end of the bar? He can bench 350 pounds and he's a Packer fan."

The bartender leans across the bar. "And you know what? I'm a Packer fan, too. Now, do you still want to tell that Packer joke?"

The guy puts his hand out like a cop signalling stop. "Hell no, I don't want to tell that joke any more. I'd have to explain it four times."

What are the most frequent last words of Packer fans?

Hold my beer. Watch this.

A new arrival enters heaven. St. Peter welcomes him. “You’ll find the conversations here are excellent. What is your IQ?”

The man answers, “190.”

St. Peter tells him, “What a pleasure it will be to spend eternity with you. We can discuss quantum physics and the theory of relativity. You can join our discussions on philosophy with Kant and literature with Pasternak. Tesla is giving a lecture right now. We will find great joy in conversation together.”

The next man enters heaven and St. Peter asks him, “What’s your IQ?’

The man answers, “130.”

St. Peter smiles. “We can talk politics and current events. We can spend eternity dissecting human psychology and culture. We have so many great authors and composers you can never run dry in conversation. Shubert just finished a symphony. We will find great joy in conversation together.”

A third man walks into heaven and St. Peter asks him, “What is your IQ”

The man answers, “70.”

St. Peter pauses. “How ‘bout dat Pack?”