Pick Up Lines

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I like spaghetti,

Now let's f***!

I'm sure this will get dirty quickly, so might as well start if off early!

(Doing the "come hither" motion with your finger to a girl across the bar and saying:)

"I always wanted to see if I could make a woman come with one finger"

BEst and Worst line ever:

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

Surprisingly effective:

"Excuse me, would you like to meet up for dinner sometime?"

To the point, no games. Women appreciate that. Good luck!

Ask a woman, "Do you have sex with total strangers?"

When she says no, reply with, "Well hello. My name is_____. Now that you know me, you wanna f***?"

Your pace or mine?

If I profane with my unworthiest hand

This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this:

My lips, two blushing pilgrims ready stand

To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

Saw this on a similar thread here.

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

"Wow. We would have some great looking kids." It works.

Are you hurtin for a squirtin?

X-Runner wrote:

Saw this on a similar thread here.

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

Yes, was going to mention that one. It's my new favorite! (Not really, but it's good for a laugh.)

I dropped my pencil. Want to have sex?

"How much does a polar bear weigh?...enough to break the ice"

Do you work for subway?

cuz you just gave me a footlong

thread ender wrote:

Surprisingly effective:

"Excuse me, would you like to meet up for dinner sometime?"

To the point, no games. Women appreciate that. Good luck!

"Meet up?" Seriously, what worthwhile woman would respond to such a redundancy?

deez nuts wrote:

Do you work for subway?

cuz you just gave me a footlong

Very solid. Let's the women know she arouses you and you have a monster dong.

Speaking of which, my favorite is having a magnum condom in your wallet which you drop so the women sees it.

"Oops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

Would you like to get coffee sometime with me,

works every time!

Can't believe this wasn't the first one:

"That dress is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too!"

Also, "Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up!?

This was stolen from its always sunny. nice try F*** up.

Mantis Toboggan, MD wrote:

deez nuts wrote:

Do you work for subway?

cuz you just gave me a footlong

Very solid. Let's the women know she arouses you and you have a monster dong.

Speaking of which, my favorite is having a magnum condom in your wallet which you drop so the women sees it.

"Oops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."