What, exactly, does it take to become an elite jogger?

Post on letsrun about high mileage.

coach d wrote:

Post on letsrun about high mileage.

High mileage has made more champs than any other training method. Scientifically proven

Do you wear Nike shoes? That's a start.

You must be wearing an ipod. Not wearing one is not an option. Lame attire such as under armor and Reebok are also notorious accessories for joggers.

Run the West Wyoming Marathon.

Carry a gun and shoot criminals

if you are any good at whispering loudly, you may have the skills to do this....

I would rather punch you

I knew a really tall midget who was an elite jogger. He told me it was because of his short legs.

All it takes is a little bit of lift from an elite racewalker to be become an elite jogger.

Tell me how your 10k goes.

When just finishing is ok- that's what it takes to be an elite jogger. That also qualifies you to be the expert parent volunteer for your kid's high school cross-country team.

Step up to the 800.

Rakanishu wrote:

Carry a gun and shoot criminals

This

Have someone pay you to do it, and you become elite.

Brian D Purcell wrote:

Have someone pay you to do it, and you become elite.

That would make him pro.