Lots of ingenuity and self-depricating humor in most team names. Extra points for clever suggestiveness, double-entendre.
I've run on two different teams, Saturday Night Dead, and Ducks for a Husky-Free Northwest.
Perhaps my favorite was a team whose logo was the iconic Leonardo da Vinci sketch of the male specimen which seems to depict him doing jumping jacks. The genital area was blacked out by anoversized black square. Team name: Hard Middle Leg.
Your nominations?
Munch Between Legs
Not Hood to Coast but CA relay instead, similar thing. A team was called the "Hard Third Leg". CA relay requires each team van to sport signs warning motorists to watch for runners on the road. Their van was adorned with signs such as "Runners Coming on the Road"
A year after college, I had returned home from grad school to get married and I and some of my old out of shape teammates did the Christmas Relays in SF. Team name was "Four Funerals and a Wedding". I suppose that dates me.
Remember seeing a large van with the lettering "Go Nads". National Association of Distance Sprinters. On top of the van was a large set of paper mache -------. Such fun.
My favorite is 11 Jerks & a Squirt.
So many teams, so many names. Some are completely disgusting (who wants to park behind "Twelve Sticky Buns"? )
I've always liked "Hauling Ass-prin" and "GRATEFUL we're not DEAD". And the Hugh Jasses made me laugh with their huge plastic butts.