The whole god damned earth is about ready to flip its script. I hope you're all ready for some serious shit.
A society gone higgly piggly.
Bacon shooting straight out of the storm drains.
The dead walking the earth in half tights and arm warmers.
A big fat nanny eating fire at a dumpster dive disco.
85 birds burst into flames whilst an old geezer snorts cesium.
Brains bubble out through noses while Nancy asks for the check.
Seven serpents seize a bucket of bells.
Turds scattered randomly along the toll roads.
Fog and dust texting one another about the absence of God.
A duck eating a pilgrim.
Are you people ready?