Why do people say "ups" instead of "raises?"

cuz my boyz got mad ups dawg.

he dont got mad raises.

dumbass.

Obviously no one has ever tried to help you up your reading comprehension.

In what context? Does your boss tell you that everyone in the office will be getting ups this year?

hey wait i have an idea. give some fvcking context you douchebag.

are you talking about chinups vs chin raises?

are you talking about getting raises at work?

wtf are you wanting to know?

i know im a dick, the original wrote:

hey wait i have an idea. give some fvcking context you douchebag.

are you talking about chinups vs chin raises?

are you talking about getting raises at work?

wtf are you wanting to know?

Here's some context: I know you've had trouble upping your grades because of your low intelligence.

Maybe your mother will up your allowance since you still live in the basement.

Because they're synonyms??

That's a pretty trivial argument. Maybe you should just shut the f**k raise!

Because when you say "I can do 60 pushraises in one minute" not only will you be lying, but nobody will have a clue what the eff you're talking about.

My New Year's resolution is to down my cholesterol.

Language is the liquid that we're all dissolved in.

Lip Kitton wrote:

That's a pretty trivial argument. Maybe you should just shut the f**k raise!

That comment certainly raises ups the bar on this conversation.