You like sprints, but you like ultra-marathons.
You cheer for Ritz, but you cheer for Sell.
You like football, but you like the symphony.
You like the Ritz Carlton, but you like to camp.
You like sprints, but you like ultra-marathons.
You cheer for Ritz, but you cheer for Sell.
You like football, but you like the symphony.
You like the Ritz Carlton, but you like to camp.
I think we should legalize marijuana but I do not smoke.
I like to drink beer but I hate drunk idiots.
I like to play golf but I dislike a lot of golfers.
I like pizza but hate other foods.
I like cunnilingus but do not like analingus.
You have a PhD, but you read letsrun.
A Runner Man wrote:
I think we should legalize marijuana but I do not smoke.
I like to drink beer but I hate drunk idiots.
I like to play golf but I dislike a lot of golfers.
I like pizza but hate other foods.
I like cunnilingus but do not like analingus.
What is analingus?
Moron with a PhD!!! wrote:
What is analingus?
I just looked it up on Wikipedia. Fun image to go along with the bizarre description.
Don't worry, you're not a headcase, just broad-minded!
its me wrote:
You have a PhD, but you read letsrun.
You have a PhD but, you're still stupid.
Part of me getting my PhD was being able to show proper placement of commas, something neither of you can do.
why?? wrote:
its me wrote:You have a PhD, but you read letsrun.
You have a PhD but, you're still stupid.
It's like the guy who went to see his shrink.
Doc, he says,
Last night I dreamed I was a wigwam. The night before I dreamed I was a tepee.
There your problem, the doctor responds. You're two tents.
Where is the misplaced comma in the statement about reading letsrun? Aren't you supposed to place a comma before a coordinate conjunction in a compound sentence? Granted, the statement about still being stupid has the comma misplaced after the conjunction, but the other statement is correctly punctuated (except for the intentional omission of periods with Ph.D. which even you replicate).
Real deal PhD wrote:
Part of me getting my PhD was being able to show proper placement of commas, something neither of you can do.
why?? wrote:You have a PhD but, you're still stupid.
OP sucks
I was referring to the comma stuck up your ass. Oh, my fault, that's your head. My apologies.
wannabe wannabe wrote:
Where is the misplaced comma in the statement about reading letsrun? Aren't you supposed to place a comma before a coordinate conjunction in a compound sentence? Granted, the statement about still being stupid has the comma misplaced after the conjunction, but the other statement is correctly punctuated (except for the intentional omission of periods with Ph.D. which even you replicate).
Real deal PhD wrote:Part of me getting my PhD was being able to show proper placement of commas, something neither of you can do.