I think I offended my Korean fiancee

She will have to be sacrificed on the third thursday of March. Sorry.

Bad luck for one year. Solution: Kimchi rub on her feet until she giggles with delight.

My husband is Korean-American. Don't worry, Koreans have a sense of humor.

1. I am the original Yellow Fever on this board.

2. If you can't figure out how to "make it up" to whom I am fantasizing is a delicious asian temptress, with the standard perfect flawless skin and silky hair, then stand aside and let me go to town.

3. If you can't have an open, honest talk with this woman about something as ridiculous as shoe giving, you should not be marrying her. That said, if she is truly as delicious as my fantasy of her, go ahead and marry her no matter what she's like--I assume from your handle you have come to appreciate the superiority of the asian female. well done.

With expert knowledge, having lived in Korea for the last 1.5 years, I'd say your best remedy will be spitting into an ash tray while smoking and loading 30,000 won onto her T-Money card. If this doesn't work you can also send a text ending in this ^^ Usually if those above three things fail you can tell her family about how Korea has 4 seasons and this will get you out of hot water and into a super awkward jim jil bang in no time.

dragon lady wrote:

With expert knowledge, having lived in Korea for the last 1.5 years, I'd say your best remedy will be spitting into an ash tray while smoking and loading 30,000 won onto her T-Money card. If this doesn't work you can also send a text ending in this ^^ Usually if those above three things fail you can tell her family about how Korea has 4 seasons and this will get you out of hot water and into a super awkward jim jil bang in no time.

LOL! right on.

Get some briefs with the words "Got Wang?" screened on the pouch. It wouldn't hurt to stuff it a bit too.

pics?

Korea has too seasons not four.

TOO FREAKIN' HOT

TOO FREAKIN' COLD

I bet the shoes were just god awful ugly and she didn't know how to say that.

Let me tell you about my Korean wife.

We go and grab some Sam Gyup Sol and she lets me have two bottles of the toad juice. That stuff will tie a knot in your ass. I'll take this time to thank the fine folks at Jinro for making a high quality product for only Chon Won.

Then she tells me: "You da vely bad man."

"But, honey, I enjoy this kimchi and I am attempting to the learn the fiendish tongue of your motherland."

Then she tells me: "Yull da vely dlunken man. Why man so dlunken? Yu same Kolean man."

"Darling, would you like to go get a new bag in Myeongdong? Or perhaps Apgujong?"

Then she tells me: "Da vely nicuh of you. Kwinchana, kwinchana oppa, you da vely good man. Waygookin man da good man."

She's the original dragon lady.

Sounds like she Wolf Blitzered you. Such is life in a tinderbox.

I am not sure what you see in these oriental ladies. Not my cup of tea. They smell like soy sauce.

They smell like rice and shrimp...or is that the Vietnamese?