Ignore the fact that the message board itself reminds me of an odorous, uncleaned urine hole located in a public park bathroom.
If that's all what LetsRun.com was about, I'd rather be bare-assed and taking a piss at a highway stop if you know what I mean. Just kidding, just kidding. [applause]
I know. Thank you.
Aside from the "piss" poor color choices, this is more like an online gloryhole than a online bathroom and I'm gonna give you a few reasons as to why I think that.
(1) The fact I can come one here, stick my words into the post form and post anonymously without jeopardizing my reputation puts me on an ecstatic level. It's like a real gloryhole except the risk for venereal disease is zero.
(2) Renewal. After each post I have the option get to make a new handle. This is an interesting process to say the least. Sometimes I try to come up with a funny handle but other times I find myself trying too hard to pierce another letsrun poster. It's all funny if you ask me but nothing gets me more riled than doing what I just said. When comparing it to a gloryhole it's like getting a new dick to start with each time. Each with a different location of condensed arousal tissue.
(3) The laughter. The hilarity cannot be replaced. I can't think of anything better to do with my time other than troll this forum. Each time I am done posting, I laugh harder than previous. Sometimes I feel mad. Not mad as in angry but DIABOLICAL MAD. It's like getting high on crack for the first time and sticking your dick into a gloryhole except here you get to relive that same experience again and again.
Thank you letsrun! Thank you!