Once there was an 18 year old guy named John. He didn't have money for college per se, so he enlisted in the US Army to get money for college through the GI Bill. During his stint, our great nation was attacked on September 11, 2001. Our government decides to go to war. John didn't want to go to war but he knew he had to because it was his AMERICAN duty to do so. So he packed his bags and off to war he did.
Now, there are American pro runners out there that have college degrees owe no student loans and collect a nice pay check from various shoe companies. We drool at their running prowess. Now listen you elite running dipshit, if you go to the trials and qualify for the American National Team you will get on the plane and go represent the RED, WHITE AND BLUE! I don't want to hear lame excuses about terrorist threats or security concerns. Our brave men and women in the military face greater dangers than you!