Then again, if Zsa Zsa were my wife...

Lorenzo the Magnificent wrote:

I might glue my eyes shut too.

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We all get old - your time is coming. Once upon a time, she was a fine looking woman indeed.

Zsa Zsa was a real hottie in the 1950's and 60's. Her, Mr. Haney, and Mr. Zwifel used to get it on a lot on the old "Green Acres" set. When she took her dentures out... watch out.

Oliver Douglas' Cardigan wrote:

Zsa Zsa was a real hottie in the 1950's and 60's. Her, Mr. Haney, and Mr. Zwifel used to get it on a lot on the old "Green Acres" set. When she took her dentures out... watch out.

For accuracy's sake: Eva was the Gabor on Green Acres.

If she lives as long as her mother it is going to get ugly.

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if Zsa Zsa were my wife ... I might glue my eyes shut too.

That's along the lines of this old (apparently ficitional) story:

Nancy Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee.

Winston Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

If you were her husband you would be number eleven and have to line up to get your eyes glued.

ollie wendel wrote:

For accuracy's sake: Eva was the Gabor on Green Acres.

That show must have had a genius in charge of casting. Everyone was perfect for their roles, and with the exception of Eddie Albert (and maybe Frank Cady, aka Sam Drucker), none of them did much of anything else with their careers that I know of.

Is there anyone from that era who didn't have the melody and lyrics of the stupid theme song from that sitcom etched into their brains forever?

Although it still makes me smile when I hear it.