Most Illegal thing you've gotten away with?

I was driving 57 in a 55 zone earlier this evening.

Speeding

Trespassing on State Park land

sex in public or stealing from record companies

I derailed a train once.....I hope there's a statute of limitations.

I shot a man in Reno...just to watch him die.

Hmmm.... I'd say, being I'm still in high school, I was truent( I think that's how it's spelled) I was skipping Spanish class. I'm bad a$$. I really regret that though.

if you want to know the most illegal thing i've eaten, you know the answer.

Mr Mountain wrote:

I was driving 57 in a 55 zone earlier this evening.

That's just not on.

Ate hash brownies in the 9th grade at school. A couple before school started, a couple in the middle of the day, and finished it off right before my track meet.

Cops stopped me on a traffic beef and I didn't have registration in the car because a family member had removed it (it was nearly grounds for matricide). So the cop suddenly says "let's see what's in the trunk." What was in the trunk was a pound of marijuana. I had no way out of this one. I actually had the key in the lock and was opening the trunk when he suddenly told me to close it up and he left. Didn't even charge me with anything. I was in shock, the good kind, as he drove away. I guess he just didn't want to deal with it all, or something.

Embezzled thousands of dollars from my High School place of employment.

Saturday Morning Drunk wrote:

Embezzled thousands of dollars from my High School place of employment.

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Driving across state lines with 10,000 hits of acid and a bunch of peyote. Either that or owning several fully automatic weapons. It pays to know people who are connected.