Last night, I witnessed one of the most impressive things I've ever seen in my entire life.
The scene: 10pm. @ a Track. 8 shots of Jack Daniels lined up for 2 runners. Start with a shot, end with a lap. Don't throw up.
Shots were measured with a shot glass and poured into a cup. Clock starts and then they drink, throw the cups down, and run.
Another shot was measured out, poured into the cup, and handed to the guys 5m before the line, which was grabbed and pounded at a shuffle-jog pace. Probably cost them a good 3-4 second a lap.
800m passes. 2:23.
1600m passes. 4:55.
7 laps pass. 8:40.
Stumbling, the hero comes around the turn, and laps the other runner at the finish to run 9:53.
Yes, 9:53 Jack Daniels 2mile. 8 shots, 8 laps. The other guy ran 11:09, which isnt bad in itself either.
Oh, and to top it off he won this Spartan race also. By a minute: