We're trying to think of a witty slogan and/or graphic to put on a T-shirt for my wife's dad to commemorate his second hole in one. Something like, "Ask Me About My 2 Holes In One," but not that lame. I figure the Letsrun comedy team will have plenty of ideas.
He and his wife live down in one of those golf communities in Florida, and he golfs probably every day. He got a hole in one a few weeks ago and had sunk one about a year previously.
Golfing is not a Sport
Two Balls, Two holes,Two strokes and I'm done.
Like my shaft? It's graphite.
I was stoned in 73. wrote:
Two Balls, Two holes,Two strokes and I'm done.
I knew I could count on Letsrun. Please continue!
I drove my balls past the Ladies tee twice in one year.
Can you wash my balls for me?
Gunga galunga
You missed the greatest line from Caddyshack: "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
Perfect golf shirt slogan too.
Yeah, this is pretty common. People should quit feeling so entitled to things. During the recession, I lost one big client, and that cut my salary by 20%. I have since gotten that client back and now make more than I did in 2007 before the recession, but I had to make do with a smaller income for a while there.
Stand back girls, I'm getting out my wood.
Mr. Bill wrote:
Yeah, this is pretty common. People should quit feeling so entitled to things. During the recession, I lost one big client, and that cut my salary by 20%. I have since gotten that client back and now make more than I did in 2007 before the recession, but I had to make do with a smaller income for a while there.
WTF?
Big John Studd wrote:
Something like, "Ask Me About My 2 Holes In One," but not that lame. I figure the Letsrun comedy team will have plenty of ideas.
"Ask me about my latest Acehole!"
I can't think of anything.
My feet hurt from kicking so much ass
"I hit 2 hole in ones but no one cares because I can't run a mile"
"I'd rather be wacking it"
Whoops, mean to say "I'd rather be stroking it"
