I'm stupid and I'm looking for advice. I figured you people could relate to my predicament. Any advice on what to do?
I'm stupid and I'm looking for advice. I figured you people could relate to my predicament. Any advice on what to do?
stop jogging around like an ass and run
Remember, I am stupid. What is the line of demarcation between jogging and running? I am here to learn.
you have to quit being a huge pussy to run
supdog wrote:
you have to quit being a huge pussy to run
And how do you do that? Any advice is welcome.
pull your head out of your butt
My head is not in my butt. I am truly stupid, and a dumbass, but I have NEVER placed my head near my ass. I am perhaps not even flexible enough. Maybe that is part of my problem. How did you get your head out of your ass? Any advice is welcome.
see that's where you're wrong. your head actually is in your butt, you just don't know it. just stick your hand way up there as far as you can and try digging around and hopefully you can find it.
No, I am really stupid, but I can feel my head where it always is, and it is not in my butt. I guess I will try what you suggest, but I imagine I won't find anything worth finding. Plus, will it even fit? I wish I wasn't so stupid.
hmmm. do you like the band nickelback by any chance?
Nickelback? I'd prefer a quarterback. Oh, maybe I better not say that too loud. I'll just say I enjoyed doing what you suggested, but I'm not gay.
i don't think i can help you. sorry.
supdog wrote:
i don't think i can help you. sorry.
I knew that. You can't even help yourself most of the time. You suffer from depression, motivational lapses, an aversion toward humanity, borderline misanthropic tendencies and idiosyncrasies which isolate you from humanity. You're welcome.
nigga you don't even know me
Oh yes I do.
oh really? prove it.
The official line between jogging and running is 8:23 minutes per mile. This has been established by an international community of runners and joggers. Any slower is jogging, any faster is running.
But if that's true, then I could of course have gone for a run by running 5 miles in 41 minutes and 50 seconds, even if the vast majority of my "run" was done at a jog...
supdog wrote:
oh really? prove it.
My proofs are not of this world. I know you. Believe it.
how do you know me? if you can't prove it, then i don't believe it's true.