What's up with emos and their skinny jeans?

When did large, flightless birds start wearing pants?

What's up with you and your short shorts?

I wear long compression shorts. They extend past mid-thigh. Nice try, dweebazoid.

What's up with you and your gay-ass capri tights?

They're shorter than capris, Nerdy McNerd.

they are g a y

Chips wrote:

They're shorter than capris, Nerdy McNerd.

Uh...?

You are as ghey as gay can be.

Gayboy McFairlyland is your new name.

Please, stop trolling my thread!! Wasteoid.

Chips wrote:

Please, stop trolling my thread!! Wasteoid.

Oh, that's rich! Complaining about someone trolling your troll thread!

Only one troll per thread! You know that, silly. I can't believe how you're wasting my time.

Don't worry, I'll get this thread back on track.

Skinny jeans help little puny white boys show off their teeny tiny little packages.

the way they fit the young girls, make it worth it to go to the mall these days

so it's ok for you to wear super tight shorts but kids can't wear skinny jeans?

EMOs are hardly the only wearers of skinny jeans.

I love my skinny jeans. Can't wear great boots without skinnies. And they're great if you need to make a quick sprint across the street or up a flight of stairs. So functional.

Wise Guy wrote:

When did large, flightless birds start wearing pants?

Emu?

Troo dat.

they like showing off their ba-dunka-dunks, black guys dig it

I wear them because they'll tuck inside my Uggs.