Prosthesis on My Junk & the TSA

Cucumber wrapped in Aluminum foil.

before walking into the scanner make sure you make eye contact with whoever is running it and give a sly knowing smile and wink. as the tsa member gives you instructions on how to stand just smile big and assume the position.

make sure you have a friend in line recording on a cell phone. that would be youtube gold.

Hey, it could be worse. Have you seen this item:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c65_1291178670

OldXCguy wrote:

Hey, it could be worse. Have you seen this item:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c65_1291178670

on my god! both funny and sad.

so wait. the tsa guy 'was assaulted'? seems to me he did the assaulting.

Here is a video of how it would go down:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRpWnK6Rg3E

OldXCguy wrote:

Hey, it could be worse. Have you seen this item:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c65_1291178670

"Anyone who ejaculates during a pat down is subject to arrest"?

WTF? If you jerk a dude off, how is does warrant his arrest?

Not real.

"Cummings" ??

i was thinking about something like this. what if you strapped a big dildo to your leg then asked for the pat down, just to f*** with the tsa agent. i think you would still get arrested. i also thought, what if a terrorist did that except filled the dildo with plastic explosives but they didn't arrest him, just assumed he had a big foreign dick. also, what if the tsa has also thought about the same thing and have decided to arrest everyone with a big dick?

The way I envisioned it in my OP was to go about the whole thing innocently and then, if it all deteriorated to a dropped-pants inspection, I would coyly say that I have issues and need to have it on. Kind of like a security blanket.

The Wrath of Ricky Rudd wrote:

i was thinking about something like this. what if you strapped a big dildo to your leg then asked for the pat down, just to f*** with the tsa agent. i think you would still get arrested. i also thought, what if a terrorist did that except filled the dildo with plastic explosives but they didn't arrest him, just assumed he had a big foreign dick. also, what if the tsa has also thought about the same thing and have decided to arrest everyone with a big dick?

Mr. Obvious wrote:

Cucumber wrapped in Aluminum foil.

Does this one go to 11?

Try this:

http://cargocollective.com/4thamendment