My gf has a Whooty! wrote:
And what kind of a whale are you talking about? There are a lot of different species and I'm pretty sure you'll have a better chance of being allowed to kill a smaller whale then say a great white.
a great white whale?
My gf has a Whooty! wrote:
And what kind of a whale are you talking about? There are a lot of different species and I'm pretty sure you'll have a better chance of being allowed to kill a smaller whale then say a great white.
a great white whale?
Just gain 300 pounds and commit suicide.
clupef wrote:
My gf has a Whooty! wrote:And what kind of a whale are you talking about? There are a lot of different species and I'm pretty sure you'll have a better chance of being allowed to kill a smaller whale then say a great white.
a great white whale?
Don't you know anything? The whale from the "Jaws" movies. Duh
R1 wrote:
I've been a hunter my whole life. I am obsessed with traditional whaling. I would like to go on a whale hunt; what would be the best route to make this happen? I know traditional whaling is still allowed on Bequia, but they go years without getting a whale. Where could I go, and how would I be able to convince the locals to take me whaling? I can only imagine they would be a bit reluctant.
Greenland? Alaska? Russia? I really have no idea. Any help would be appreciated. And, no, this is not a troll, and yes, I might be a little "off" in the head. But this is my dream.
Cruise the streets of LA, you might find the mighty whale called "Rosie Odonnell." Bring several harpoons, shes a huge ugly monster that is full of blubber.
You should man up and do what this guy does instead:
BHX wrote:
My dream is to hunt a dog and kill it with my bare hands and then roast it and eat it. Where would this be legal? Spain maybe?
Korea, probably most of Africa.
MARINE wrote:
Cruise the streets of LA, you might find the mighty whale called "Rosie Odonnell." Bring several harpoons, shes a huge ugly monster that is full of blubber.
Thank you for this. Just busted out laughing in the middle of a lecture as did the fellow next to me reading also. Well done.
Been watching a little to much Scrubs eh?
I don't want to kill the last blue whale on earth, relax. There are plenty of whales around for subsistence hunters; the whales are going to get killed anyways, I just want to partake in the hunt and help.
You do realize some cultures simply wouldn't/couldn't exist without killing whales and seals, right?
R1 wrote:
You do realize some cultures simply wouldn't/couldn't exist without killing whales and seals, right?
that doesn't really help your cause since it has nothing to do with you, but i still like the thread. haha.
Partly true. I'm actually of coastal Samish descent. My ancestors (not too long ago, actually) hunted whales. So I feel some sort of ancestral connection.
Whaling is banned internationally, except for "scientific" purposes or for subsistence hunts. So you could become a Japanese scientist, say, and kill a whole bunch of whales in the name of "science". Or, if you wanted to hunt and kill another mammal with about the same level of intelligence - maybe a bit lower - that isn't endangered, you might try hunting humans. Start small, with your neighbors' children. That should be easy. Good luck with your pointless slaughter!!
sdf345 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4Exploding Whale
Thanks for the link. The initial laughing...then pitter patter as the "chunks" begin to fall. Love car shot. Classic.
And why is it pointless if the whale is utilized for food? A little research tells me there are about 75,000 narwhals and 100,000+ minke whales. So what is the problem with subsistence hunters killing a few to sustain their cultures?
Iceland has a quota but their economy is in the dumps. You could probably fork over a nice chunk of change to a fishing boat and go hunting. Sounds like a good time. Good luck
Wow, you really aren't getting it, are you?
Of course it's OK for cultures to eat - and if that necessitates killing a whale so be it. But there is a HUGE difference between that and killing something for fun, which is what you want to do. Here's a few excerpts from your posts
"I'm obsessed with hunting"
"it's a lifelong dream to kill a whale"
"I just want to join in"
Clearly you just like killing things. If you want to come round my house, I'll let you stamp on my dog until he's dead. i think that would be a pretty reasonable way to behave.
You need help, pal.
First I want to thank everyone for making my boring day at work much brighter, Happy Thanksgiving!
Second, R1, if you have success by tomorrow, can you stop by and share the bounty of your hunt? My family would much appreciate your native ways since we are just pilgrims in this new world.
Again, well done to everyone for keeping this one alive.
You are an idiot. You concluded my motives are purely just the enjoyment of killing things because of those quotes? You have no idea what you are talking about.
Get out your biggest kitchen knife, make it nice and sharp, book yourself onto a whale watch, and when you get in range, jump overboard and have at them, Hoss
Mr Michael Savage wrote:
Funny how the libs cry over whale harvesting by ancient fishing cultures but don't mind Obama incinerating 3000 Palestinian babies.
The real Michael Savage's only problem with the slaughter of Palestinian babies is that (a) not enough were killed and (b) he was not allowed to take part.