May you wake early to stretch those creaky joints
May you have a brisk 40 minute warm up to get your heart rate over 115
May you be filled with visions of your glory days as you elbow your way past those teenagers in the first 800 meters
May your spectacles stay put for the entire race
May you NOT wear spandex tights near your kids
May you NOT wear your age group medal after the race
May you save the $25 gift certificate to the Country Bumpkin Kitchen for a special night with Mrs. "Masters runner Still Hanging On to the Dream"