Why Australia will beet USA at WXC

I'm loving the cheesy puns

Not as munch as I'm loving the cheesy buns. You pies are on a roll!

does anyone know the Date of the meat? which whey to Jordan from greece?

Is Colby Lowe running? wait... too cheesy?

Croc Dundee wrote:

70 or so posts subtly changing a word for a fruit or food.

Fruit or food? Nice work. I think today I'll do a tempo. Or maybe I'll go running instead.

Either whey, apricot a feeling this meats gonna put world xc bacon track to becoming one of the worlds biggest running events.

Croc Dundee wrote:

i think I know what your all talking about...

No, it would a-pear that you haven't figured it out yet. What a croc.

[Leaving the shtick aside for just a moment, the inspiration for the whole thread was the misspelling in the title. Often, just when the Americans are at their self-flagellating worst--"our schools suck, we're so stupid compared to the rest of the world"--someone from the Commonwealth will provide a public service and remind us that *all* of the English-speaking countries are a bunch of uneducated gits. Thanks, mate!]

i should have suspected a post started by an aussie would turn into a good ol' fashion beet-off

What is the maximum speed of a kangeroo.

sesson cat frogman wrote:

What is the maximum speed of a [kangaroo?]

Dunno. Is it hotter in New York or in the summer?

You should all go back to Frystat and stop messing with our message board.

oh hot damn.. its baconing to not look good for german.. stress reaction in his foot..

You have all been had, the genius of this thread was in the misspelling of the word 'beat'. I now consider myself a troll and a dam good one at that.

I just want everyone to know that if you posted on this thread that I am smarter than you and I know it.

Cheers big ears

Croc Dundee

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No, it would a-pear that you haven't figured it out yet. What a croc.

[Leaving the shtick aside for just a moment, the inspiration for the whole thread was the misspelling in the title. Often, just when the Americans are at their self-flagellating worst--"our schools suck, we're so stupid compared to the rest of the world"--someone from the Commonwealth will provide a public service and remind us that *all* of the English-speaking countries are a bunch of uneducated gits. Thanks, mate!][/quote]

Croc Dundee wrote:

You have all been had, the genius of this thread was in the misspelling of the word 'beat'.

Took you that long to figure it out?

um, i started the thread, so i was the first to know.

good try though.

Took you that long to figure it out?[/quote]

Oh, and another thing, I've been fingering my butthole since I created this thread. How does that make you guys feel?

oh you know wrote:

oh hot damn.. its baconing to not look good for german.. stress reaction in his foot..

Is he really gingered? Maceby a few days off and he'll pepper right up. Hope his hamstring doesn't tarragon.

Croc Dundee--you really finger your anis? I don't think mine's mint for that.

And I have a secret mancrush on German Fernandez, soon to be German Fernandez-Dundee

I think this duel will go to whoever has the strongest hearts of palm and can Romaine focused. I'm sure Gregson and the Aussies will be cool as Iceberg, but Fernandez and croutons might be so fast it will make your head spinach. When it's over, they'll all say "it's vinaigrette race."

If German thinks he can Bordeaux it, I'm sherry will be fine. I hope no one this they have a Riesling to attack the race, because of all the Zinfandels there. I know some athletes have decided to lay Merlot.