What goes on during a Morman marriage ceremony?

AKJAJKLFL wrote:

DID YOU SAY MORMONS OR MUSLIMS?????

I say throw both of them in a pit a let em burn!!!!!!!!!

Funny you should mention that ...

Say, did you go to Hades Downstairs Torture College, too?

Hell Labs, Inc. wrote:

AKJAJKLFL wrote:

DID YOU SAY MORMONS OR MUSLIMS?????

I say throw both of them in a pit a let em burn!!!!!!!!!

Funny you should mention that ...

Say, did you go to Hades Downstairs Torture College, too?

mormon?! false religion. jesus founded the church, not some fool who found a book hidden in his back yard like the mormons claim.

"you are peter (rock) and upon this rock i will build my church..."

Mormons need your help. Save them hahaha. Seriously, i just wish they would stop trying to convert people that don't want to be converted. Those lds kids riding around on thier bikes are nice and all, but leave me alone...i don't want to hear that diatribe about something i'm not interested in. And how can someone read a language on a golden tablet in the middle of nowhere that they have never heard or seen before?

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?? wrote:

Why are all mormons VERY VERY white?

what about kongogo? the only kenyan mormon on the face of the earth, mormons creep me out.

da...da...da...

shantideva wrote:

There is nothing not practiced

By those inspired by the Buddha;

When skilled in living this way,

There is nothing without value.

Shantideva

MOHAMMED EL. MUSTAFA wrote:

Hell Labs, Inc. wrote:

Funny you should mention that ...

Say, did you go to Hades Downstairs Torture College, too?

mormon?! false religion. jesus founded the church, not some fool who found a book hidden in his back yard like the mormons claim.

"you are peter (rock) and upon this rock i will build my church..."

And who was Jesus? I'm sure from the Jewish perspective Christianity is a false religion, after all didn't your Jesus claim to be the son of their God? A claim which they dispute of course. What about Buddhism is that a false religion too?

Funny you should mention that ...

Say, did you go to Hades Downstairs Torture College, too?[/quote]

mormon?! false religion. jesus founded the church, not some fool who found a book hidden in his back yard like the mormons claim.

"you are peter (rock) and upon this rock i will build my church..."[/quote]

And who was Jesus? I'm sure from the Jewish perspective Christianity is a false religion, after all didn't your Jesus claim to be the son of their God? A claim which they dispute of course. What about Buddhism is that a false religion too?[/quote]

funny you should ask, but since you did......judaism and catholicism are the only true religions. one founded by god and the other by his son....all the others are heresies or fakes....

I can't recall the source so it might be quite inaccurate, but I've heard the man pulls the woman through a veil or sheet and they gaze into opposing mirrors such that their image reflects endlessly (quite romantic). Probably just more symbolism and ritual that Joseph Smith borrowed from the Masons (they have temples too, I understand)

Did you know that Mormons believe that God (the Heavenly Father) actually physically has sex with Mrs. God (the Heavenly Mother) to produce people (to produce our spirit baby technically) So, we are not the children of our parents but literally children of God. I believe that's where the whole thing with them becoming Gods of their own planet when they die and them populating that planet via lots of sexual intercourse comes in. One common denominator of cults does seem to be a sexual promise: frats, David Koresh, that ultra running cult guy in Boulder, playboy mansion etc. Sounds a bit like the 70 virgins waiting for Muslim martyrs - except you don't have to blow yourself up......actually this is starting to sound pretty good.... what flavour is the Mormon Kool-Aid? I'm getting a bit thirsty!

Hey LDSers, correct me where I'm wrong (which is the whole thing right?)

MOHAMMED EL. MUSTAFA wrote:

Funny you should mention that ...

Say, did you go to Hades Downstairs Torture College, too?

mormon?! false religion. jesus founded the church, not some fool who found a book hidden in his back yard like the mormons claim.

"you are peter (rock) and upon this rock i will build my church..."[/quote]

And who was Jesus? I'm sure from the Jewish perspective Christianity is a false religion, after all didn't your Jesus claim to be the son of their God? A claim which they dispute of course. What about Buddhism is that a false religion too?[/quote]

funny you should ask, but since you did......judaism and catholicism are the only true religions. one founded by god and the other by his son....all the others are heresies or fakes....[/quote]

Even given your Judeo-Christian bias surely the Eastern Orthodox Church and Coptic Church have just as good a claim as the catholic church?

Hey Orangina I think you're on to something. Since the great Evel Knievel doesn't go for all that goofy shit that Mormons did, like I ain't givin' a dime of my fortune (I earned it)maybe I should start my own cult. It's all about the good times and sexual promises here at the mansion. Any takers?

I've been inside a Mormon temple before it was dedicated, it is f***ing crazy they have all these tiny details, like the whole temple floor has a slight elevation as you go from room to room to simulate getting closer to heaven and god. They also have to wear these crazy garments that only can be worn inside of the temple ... they are these white robe things.

The temple was probablly one of the most beautiful places I have ever been to, it has mutli-million dollars in cost preparation due to the fact that they don't pull punches on anything. Everything is the best crystal, incredibly intricate stain glassed celeins. And gold plated bulls representing the 12 tribes of israel where they do this crazy babtismal shit to tie their faith to their dead relatives that have passed on without accepting the mormon faith (this is why they are so detailed about geneology). The baptismal tub has this pump system that makes this fast whirlpool effect where it looks like you have a huge hole right in the middle of the water, yet the surface of the water is glass still.

Anyways, when I was in the wedding room, it was explained that the completely mirrored room represents the incredible depth and infinity that the two will be bonded for and yes they are married for eternity ... oh and when they die, they become GOD, seriously.